Jamal The Wonder

The most coveted tweeter. Read my aritcles.

[Jamal The Wonder @JamalTheWonder]

@shedrinkswater We're circling back to helicopter parenting?

Kids should be cared for, not coddled. Life is as joyous as it is painful. Teach em early.

[Jamal The Wonder @JamalTheWonder]

@Wifesucker Yes. Never understood the idea of bounding yourself. Imagine if we all applied this thought process to typing because they are professional typists.

I rather you say "I don't want to" rather than "I can't" .

[Jamal The Wonder @JamalTheWonder]

The contrast of white skin and back clothing and the occasional spike is enough to fulfill the purpose of being a vessel for sexual desires.

There is no social movement except for self gratification which requires no aesthetic. Trad-Wife, Goth Girl, Earthy Baddie, all the same.

[vermin ⚔️ @minamortem]

Someone pointed out that not a single one of these girls have a tattoo or piercing or even half-shaven eyebrows for cool makeup, and I can’t unsee it

[Jamal The Wonder @JamalTheWonder]

AI hasn't changed much in day to day life. Bad creations existed before AI, they are just mostly standardized now.

This social movement of vitriolic hatred for AI is some sort unconscious projection of our collective self image.

[⁸mj⁷ @jjkracha]

i genuinely mourn how life used to be before generative ai. i took that shit for granted

[Jamal The Wonder @JamalTheWonder]

This is envy.

You could never obtain the sheer amount of swag in this video.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

whenever i get down on myself for not being productive or clever enough, i watch this video. and remember that 99% of the rest of humanity is spiritually in the back room of a retail store pouring themselves a diet redbull and endocrine disruptor smoothie

[Jamal The Wonder @JamalTheWonder]

And with that death all Funkos become instantly valuable to YNs.

We only need a posthumous Fortnite collab with the rapper for the Dorks to get on board with hypebeast garments.

[Jamal The Wonder @JamalTheWonder]

Funko Pops and Chrome Hearts are the same thing.

Different audiences, but equally valuable social currencies within the audiences.

The real value is in the collection of the icon, the multiplication and stacking of the logo.

Chrome Hearts fit is = a wall of Funkos.

[Jamal The Wonder @JamalTheWonder]

The next step is to fully realize the through line: a collaboration, a Chromed Out Funko.

This is how you bridge the gap between YNs and Dorks. How you create a new market.

With this you can imagine a Bandlab rapper star being slimed out for his Denim Tears Funko bag charm.

[Jamal The Wonder @JamalTheWonder]

@thegoddisk @Chaz46205626330 Yes.

[Jamal The Wonder @JamalTheWonder]

He himself does not take in the character with seriousness.

His disposition along with the medical overexposure of modern cameras leads this feeling comical.

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

hard to take this seriously

[Jamal The Wonder @JamalTheWonder]

big ass sour gummi skittle

[Jamal The Wonder @JamalTheWonder]

This is profound.

[fintan’s bookstore 2 @objectfetishist]

Most boss website page of all time

[Jamal The Wonder @JamalTheWonder]

Breaking News! Looksmaxxing makes you gay. Confirmed! Read the peer-reviewed paper here:

https://t.co/cEWnc13vOp

[Jamal The Wonder @JamalTheWonder]

Discernment can lead you to the Good games: Minecraft, Deus Ex, any old arcade game.

Games need a controller, the phallic symbolism of the joystick 🕹️ is most relative to life. Mouse & Keyboard is too alien, separates from the body too much.

[Jamal The Wonder @JamalTheWonder]

Condoms are gay. No more condoms. Your not even inside the woman, your skin isn't touching, it's not even sex. God frowns upon birth control, none of that either. Anything of value involves risk. Risky sex is real sex.

[Jamal The Wonder @JamalTheWonder]

https://t.co/UZmNJMvyGS

Playing video games is like wearing condoms: all pleasure, no risk. Life is THE game. Your body is the avatar, mind the controller, soul the avatar. You gon' be top of leaderboard or not?

[Jamal The Wonder @JamalTheWonder]

Profound.

[Jamal The Wonder @JamalTheWonder]

Why would you analyze poetry?

Have you no magic, no heart? No, you +must tear down the wizardry of poems to fit your robotic mind.

Read poetry to feel not to purely understand.

[Jamal The Wonder @JamalTheWonder]

There are many who wish to possess a fraction of the time you waste.

There are lungs who envy your good health. There are stomachs scrambling for calories you toss away.

Life's hard, sure. But across all timelines and realities, you are a Siddhartha Gautama, bored of wealth.

[Jamal The Wonder @JamalTheWonder]

Watch a video of a man holding his decapitated child. Look at how unserious everything becomes.

Breath, calories, sands of time, wasted on pointless garbage.

Real life is just around the corner, you live in a bubble of opportunity and you waste it with foolishness.

[Jamal The Wonder @JamalTheWonder]

To myself: repeat everyday, all day.

[Jamal The Wonder @JamalTheWonder]

Watch a video of a man holding his decapitated child. Look at how unserious everything becomes.

Breath, calories, sands of time, wasted on pointless garbage.

Real life is just around the corner, you live in a bubble of opportunity and you waste it with foolishness.

[Jamal The Wonder @JamalTheWonder]

God made the world fairly easy to read. You can simply LOOK at a person and have a fairly accurate understanding of who they are.

I am not one of these, I get stares - it's like reading hieroglyphics.