Jamee Malyn

Wonderfully weird and I suck at being a human

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A little makeup and outfit inspired by Veronica Sawyer from #Heathers

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Get you someone who looks at you the way my boyfriend looks at me when I’m laughing

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Okay I just finished it and I need a sequel, pronto

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@RobertBEnglund I’m watching the last showing and I can honestly say I have never seen a more original film concept in my life. Big fan!

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@lonelyheartch Jet black heart

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For future reference, in case anyone wants to know, I don’t do cute and flirty. I do sarcasm and mockery.

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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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#heathers looks part 2! #heatherchandler #thealmighty #makeup #red #QuarantineLife

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@RealJustusLayne @sskesee I don’t know how to feel.

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@RealJustusLayne @stiIlhoran As if. I couldn’t even skip the video. I just sat and watched the whole thing, singing along the whole time.

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Okay but...

2015 @Harry_Styles always hits different

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@Harry_Styles is the most beautiful man to ever walk the face of this earth. Prove me wrong.

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@RealJustusLayne @finenialls Thank you for making me cry right after waking up 😭😭😭

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I’m gonna need my friends who are pregnant and/or have recently had kids to not post baby/ultrasound pics because I’ve been drinking and you’re making me want a baby.

Plus side: I’ve been drinking, but my grammar is still spot on!

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@EXstylinson Jamee Malyn!

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If my future husband isn’t like Nick Miller from New Girl......

Then I don’t want it.