Jamen Elbert

Road trip addict. Tech junkie. Leftovers connoisseur. Co-creator of Claire Edith, Thomas Bryan, and Jayce William

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An entire in ground basketball goal. 60” glass backboard and 9.5ft pole.

15 bags of concrete mix ~1200lbs

5 bicycles, a cooler, and various other bags and accessories for a camping trip.

Next up….. about sixty fence pickets

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I don’t wish to reappropriate everyone’s hate for Subaru Outbacks. It’s a free country. But it’s kept me from dropping 50k on a truck for the past 10 years. With AWD and the ability to load it down with just about everything. Here’s what I’ve hauled in the car in the last month.

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@ChaseChats4 @BarstoolPU @boilermaker_d Heck yeah @ChaseChats4. Here for the ride. Finish the story.

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@BoilerBall Put his jersey image underneath the goal on the pad he bumps in to every game before the tip. GOAT

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@Nebraskangooner First read: WOW, Gooner is rarely this demonstrative.

Second read: That son of a…..

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@BoilerBall Put his name and jersey number underneath the basket on the padding he jumps into before every game. #Legend

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@Exponent_Sports I think they need to put his jersey number on the padded support under the goal he bounces off of before the tip.

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Dishwasher on the fritz. Drain error code. Water pump buzzing. Visible blockage in the water panel compartment. Compressed air and vacuum wouldn’t budge it. Didn’t have a tool long enough. Bent up a coat hanger and yanked it all out in no time.

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Society has largely moved on from metal clothes hangers these days but you can’t underestimate how clutch a metal hanger is when you need a rigid piece of thin metal to hook or dislodge something in the tightest of spaces.

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@coinbase HBD!

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17 years since a PDF flipped the financial system on its head.

17,000 reasons for you to share this moment with your friends below.🧵

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Unlocked a new time hack in my brain today. I never have time to do a good interior car cleaning these days. But I sure have plenty of time on my hands during my kids sports practice.

I’m in the parking lot sweeping, leather conditioning, and cleaning windows.

Hashtag winning

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The boys said they wanted to show us their guitar skills and they chose a @ThisIsValley song to rock out to.

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@elliotrades Circle opened a TradFi gate of liquidity waiting to enter the space. The movements of PayPal, Robinhood, and Stripe today are exciting. If global trade and macro fall in line, how fast does the flywheel accelerate? Exciting times!

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@elliotrades It’s crazy how fast this narrative flipped from “DOGE” to “No debt ceiling”.

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@elliotrades @BlackholeDex @ZssBecker @SuperVerse @AvalancheFDN Exciting announcement! This type of continual development within the crypto industry is why I’m a big supporter of @SuperVerse. Crypto in general has to fight against the “scam” / “rug pull” stereotypes to recruit the next wave of user adoption. Good luck! I’ll be supporting!

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@realcryptoface That’s a textbook Carrie Underwood “JTW” pattern.

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@BoilerPaulie @PSAcard I just wanted to comment and say that my Twitter timeline consists entirely of Purdue sports, investing, crypto, and technology. Your posts check all of those boxes. And now I’m scanning all of my old sports cards to check their value. I’m here for it.

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@elliotrades I’ve been holding Superverse since it was formally known as Superfarm!