James

[James @James29458218]

@sunderlandafc11 Has the sunderland afc news & banter facebook page been removed??

[James @James29458218]

@harrysoulcoach You're a fucking imbecile and need sterilising.

[James @James29458218]

@TheToonminator0 @SkySportsNews Cheers for the 6 points, mind the gap. RiCHesT clUB In The WOrLd!!! 😂😂😂

[James @James29458218]

@SkyAnton What's this girl hot to do to get her furst few munutes? 2 keepers is an insult. The Lionesses have gone straight up stale.

[James @James29458218]

@Stepharrnee Well that figures 😂

[James @James29458218]

Predictions for tonight's #nakedattraction:

• small dicks to be voted off first
• 'outie' vulvas to be voted off first
• contestants will be encouraged to put glitter around their foreskins and clitoris' and do stupid dance.
• chosen couples will never see each other again.

[James @James29458218]

Kieran looked gutted. Mate, if you have to spend 2 minutes trying to find your penis on a show based on looking at dicks and fannies then you know you're gonna be an underdog 😂

#nakedattraction

[James @James29458218]

Watching a man roll his foreskin back on national TV is never going to be normal.

#nakedattraction

[James @James29458218]

No Kilman, no Ramsdale, no Martinelli and Jimenez sent off. Is #FPL taking the piss?? I only had 8 players available as it was...now down to 4 and already sitting on -2 points. Weekend ruined.

[James @James29458218]

@Stepharrnee About a 20 year age gap 😂

[James @James29458218]

@FlopsyPickle Yeah I guess you're right. It's no wonder the only girl there with 'outie lips' was the first to get the boot. Is labiaplasty really a 'thing's in this country? It's basically western FGM to me. Bizarre it's a turn off for British men seeing the vast majority are uncircumcised!

[James @James29458218]

Will there be any upcoming #chatabix chatamerch for us chatabiscuits to chatapurchase and chatawear? It'd be another chatagood chataway to annoy the chatawife who hates this chatashit. Many chatathanks.

@chatabix1 @gillinghamjoe

[James @James29458218]

"Hi, I'm Stephanie and I've always struggled."

There I fixed it for you.

#TheApprentice

[James @James29458218]

@jamedixon1988 Hi James, pleased to see you take a programme about tits and foreskins so seriously. In other news: people are having a laugh 🙂

[James @James29458218]

1 couple never saw each other again, 1 girl stood up her date and 1 guy ignores her replacement on said date. Who'd have thought love based on seeing someones dick or fanny doesnt work? 🤷🏻‍♂️

#nakedattraction

[James @James29458218]

"Marius, what do you think about Hayley's body?"

"Was thinking about how I love to suck nipples?"

"And her vagina?"

"Yes, I'd like to stick her legs on my shoulders?"

...well if she doesnt pick you mate, she's mad!

#nakedattraction

[James @James29458218]

@chatabix1 @gillinghamjoe genuinely can't believe the speed at which 'Narrowboat Thursdays' is taking off. It's literally seen you guys soar one place up the charts. You kept that quiet.