Jim

🏃🚴🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️ Football analyst and Aussie soap fan, Leeds United, Home and Away. Once ran 3 marathons in 14 days.

[Jim @JamesAcka]

A short story #LUFC #MOT #WACCOE

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

You were watching PawPatrol on YouTube after curfew were you not?

[Scott Johnson @roathboy]

If you’re watching Korea Republic v Czechia at 3am, you’re either from one of those countries, work a strange shift pattern, have a new baby or are a proper nerd

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

The Fat Controller has made some ridiculous decisions in Thomas the Tank engine but his biggest mistake is not standardising the fleet. The chaps at the depot could save plenty of confusion and delay by having a standard fleet of locomotives.

[No Context Keane @NoContextKeaneo]

Enzo Maresca’s first day of training after he takes over from Pep at Manchester City 😆

[Jay Chan @Jay10_6]

Just took 93yr great grandma to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Which box for Andy Burnham?" A cheer went up from waiting voters.

We are Andy Burnham
We carry the flame
We fight for the by-election
And honour his name

[Jim @JamesAcka]

If I had tourettes I would shout stuff like "GET EM ON SIDE REFEREE" and "OH, WHAT ABOUT THAT! SEND HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF THE FIELD, THAT WERE DIABOLICAL"

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

Not cutting my hair until Keir Starmer goes five days in a row without one of his closest advisors resigning over paedophilia

[Jim @JamesAcka]

@andywacka Whoop yeah!!!!

[Jim @JamesAcka]

@gregrhod @grok please put the person on the right in a 2013/14 manchester united away shirt

[Luke @LukeWhosTalking]

When Man Utd lose a match

[Jim @JamesAcka]

@LUFC ⌛️⌛️⌛️

[LeYo @HonestLeYo]

Payday

[🤍masterbeef🤍 @newgamertag]

lactose intolerant people when they eat ice cream

[Curt @17CXH]

Leeds United Calypso
YANKS OUT

[Jim @JamesAcka]

Heat map from Elland Road today

[Leeds United @LUFC]

🔥 Graft in the midfield!

[. @BGS1877]

Bet his dad Bradfords a is well proud

[Ciarán Carlin @ciarcarlin]

the kind of font you see when you look at your 50 year old colleague's android phone

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Since left handed people have a lower life expectancy it's only right they should lower the retirement age for left handers