James Bayford

and another thing...

[Liam Thorp @LiamThorpECHO]

It’s remarkable how many different people have friends who are senior nursing sisters at ‘Leeds Hospital’ but who don’t know that ‘Leeds Hospital’ is called ‘Leeds General Infirmary’ - and who write the exact same tweets

This truly is the end of days

[James Bayford @JamesBayford]

Marr: Mr Gove how was your breakfast?

Gove: The thing is, Jeremy Corbyn’s breakfast was burnt toast, he burnt his toast and he’ll burn all yours...

[James Bayford @JamesBayford]

@davidmackau @ayosogunro Thoughts? @peter_selwood

[James Bayford @JamesBayford]

@peter_selwood Or the one at the charity game

[James Bayford @JamesBayford]

@casionova90 Everybody loves cricket now they win things mate

[James Bayford @JamesBayford]

Ben Stokes. Wow.

[Grey Johnson @BoxrecGrey]

I know nobody wants political content on this account but it's 2:30am and I am awake and putting Marianne Williamson's speech to Twin Peaks music

[Danny O'Reilly @dannyoreilly84]

To conclude:

I’ve been defrauded, and at every step the fraudster has had their data protected...mental.

If I’d have just called to cancel the order and not mentioned fraud I’d have my money back.

How is that fair?

@OfficeShoes @OFFICEShoesHelp

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

I have had the worst day. A real shitter. The kind that grabs you by your pockets and angles you backward just so it can slap the taste out of your mouth. And then this - this stupid, ingenious little tweet - has made me laugh like a twat. Twitter is cool and also good.

[James Bayford @JamesBayford]

Pro-Brexit MP’s now moaning that they now can’t vote on a deal which they’ve spent weeks openly stating is terrible but were going to vote for anyway as it’s the only choice they had left... even though they still don’t like it.

Got it.

[James Bayford @JamesBayford]

@Ed_Behan Were you with Thor at the time Ed?

[James Bayford @JamesBayford]

@ellis_brigham #TeamEB

[James Bayford @JamesBayford]

Went for a little run Snowdonia today 😅
#fellrunning #inov8 #livebreathoutdoors #ebstaff

[James Bayford @JamesBayford]

@davidedwards_ The close up, side on photo (the one with the sexy calves) is my colleague Jon mate.

[James Bayford @JamesBayford]

@ajlc1985 @artichokebistro So there's these trousers, I think Nev really likes them, they've got a bend in the knee.

Look like an S.

Dead useful.

[James Bayford @JamesBayford]

@ajlc1985 Failing to equip properly can lead to some life risking circumstances mate...

[James Bayford @JamesBayford]

@hypha_chester @ShitChester @114Northgatestr @9_elephants @Growingfield28 @DEATHBYTACOS_ @ChronCarmella @YesImMrSmith @CheshireLive @standardchester I thought we were friends?

[James Bayford @JamesBayford]

https://t.co/8tar7CWEr3

[The Moon Howled Back @tmhbnoise]

'Somewhere, your eyes blur. The light muddles, sways in a parhelic halo. Your house. I am washed in cold streetlight. Blink away the tears; allow a numbing breath. Rinse the stones from your teeth. Let yourself see again. Midnight Sun.'
https://t.co/vOKTLTkYHn

[Artichoke @artichokebistro]

FYI.. @CavernOf and @PaysanChester will be open for a few hours today ( 4 onwards) before they officially open tomorrow.. bob down for a nosey x