James Green

Sometimes the thoughts in my head get so bored they take random strolls out my mouth. This is not always a good thing.

[James Green @JamesBeGreen]

@TheBeeyo Die earlier than plan.

[James Green @JamesBeGreen]

@nicksortor Looks like 126 Lafayette Street

[James Green @JamesBeGreen]

If you are in the food delivery business like @pizzahut, @PapaJohns, etc. and if your not working on something equivalent to the Amazon Dash Button you're losing.

[James Green @JamesBeGreen]

Bitching without proposing a solution is called whining.

[James Green @JamesBeGreen]

I can't wait till cell phones come with built in solar chargers like the calculators we used in grade school.

[James Green @JamesBeGreen]

What if deja vu is the result of you dying and being reloaded to an earlier save point?

[James Green @JamesBeGreen]

When a musician dies, it hits their fans particularly hard not because they know them but because they helped them to get to know themselves

[James Green @JamesBeGreen]

I feel nothing is more of a personal betrayal than when my body waking me up to go to pee 15 minutes before my alarm clock is supposed to.

[James Green @JamesBeGreen]

So I got this card with a phone i bought from https://t.co/y3Hc1f0UeI but I can't use towards my account, I feel a bit jipped. @TMobile

[James Green @JamesBeGreen]

If you want to know about Alabama weather, I killed a full grow mosquito today.

[James Green @JamesBeGreen]

Death is my retirement plan.

[James Green @JamesBeGreen]

Today's college football bowl games are the battle of the mediocre .500s.

Except MissStake, which with today's win are now mediocre .500.

[James Green @JamesBeGreen]

Never cut what you can untie.

[James Green @JamesBeGreen]

A barista is just an A.M. bartender.

[James Green @JamesBeGreen]

My work laptop just fried out on me so there's that. I guess I go home now.

[James Green @JamesBeGreen]

This place still has a CRT TV and playing a Keith Whitley song. Did I travel back in time?

Not complaining.

[James Green @JamesBeGreen]

If you are in the 10 ITEMS OR LESS line at the grocery store with 30 items, I despise your inconsiderate ass & hope you have a poo of a day.

[James Green @JamesBeGreen]

My goal for today is to move just enough to keep from being poked to check if I'm still alive.

Happy Thanksgiving

[Paul Finebaum @finebaum]

Alabama has scored as many TDs on defense & special teams as Stanford has on offense this season.

[James Green @JamesBeGreen]

Someone needs to put a ring on it, at least a Superbowl ring.