James Benson

Music lover. Professional fun time haver.
Amateur Chef, avid croc wearer

[James Benson @JamesBenson20]

@LesInReality Its one of my favorite things to do

[James Benson @JamesBenson20]

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." -@WayneGretzky

"I miss 99% of the shots I do take." '@JamesBenson20

[SAV @savvymarten]

If anyone is selling tickets, let me know, I’ll be there waiting:)

[James Benson @JamesBenson20]

@savvymarten You are always welcome

[James Benson @JamesBenson20]

"I love that girls and lawnmowers, both, love, being choked"

[SAV @savvymarten]

One of my favorite things to do is call @JamesBenson20 and then tell him to wait

[James Benson @JamesBenson20]

@erinwillett How big are his shoes? That's wild

[James Benson @JamesBenson20]

I have 4 tickets to @recklesskelly and friends tonight, and I'm not going to be able to make it. Anyone want them. The going rate is buying a stranger a beer at the show.

[James Benson @JamesBenson20]

I think we should normalize day drinking on the weekend so we don't mess up our sleep schedule.

[James Benson @JamesBenson20]

https://t.co/wDWK7BHN3g. I have discovered a glitch in the Spotify matrix. @Spotify you might want to look into this.

[James Benson @JamesBenson20]

@ColbyAcuff @savvymarten strangers are just friends we haven't met yet.

[James Benson @JamesBenson20]

The world would be a better place if society normalizes, "Lady and the Tramping" more things

[James Benson @JamesBenson20]

@PabstBlueRibbon is @Rainier_Beer still mountain fresh?

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

humanity is still alive

[Wyatt Flores @WyattFlores10]

“He who throws dirt is the one who loses ground”-Ace Hardware sign in the middle of BFE Idaho is getting too deep in the feels.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

I'm sorry to anyone that has to learn this language as an adult 😭😭😭😭

[James Benson @JamesBenson20]

@savvymarten I vaguely remember this. Yes it's for you 🤣

[James Benson @JamesBenson20]

How do you not know about the Cumberland river on the Washington Georgia Line?

[James Benson @JamesBenson20]

@savvymarten It might've been. We were real drunk lol

[James Benson @JamesBenson20]

Why don't more bars sell @Gatorade ?