James Brenchley

Ad man and festive sandwich aficionado #BrenchOnTour #NW6

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums.

Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space. 

It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?

[James Brenchley @JamesBrenchley]

@GreatStrides65 From Bankside looking East.

[Jimmy McIntosh @jimmy__mcintosh]

Incredibly swagless iteration

[j🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Punished_TBlair]

"Gregg's steak pasty"

[James Brenchley @JamesBrenchley]

@maitlis 🐔

[James Brenchley @JamesBrenchley]

@British_Airways The Berlin airport website says no scheduled flights will run on Monday, when I’m due to fly with you. But your website says it’s ‘on time’. Which is correct?

[James Brenchley @JamesBrenchley]

@elonmusk Mate you literally spent billions on buying a social network to become the loudest complainer in history.

[James Brenchley @JamesBrenchley]

@BMW God that's ugly

[James Brenchley @JamesBrenchley]

@AllisonPearson You won, get over it.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Of the 92 clubs in the Premier and the English Football Leagues, Bromley FC are the only team to play their home games in the constituency of a Conservative MP.

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him

[James Brenchley @JamesBrenchley]

@McDonaldsUK Oi why does Kilburn McDonalds say I’ve ran out of chips when I can see loads behind the counter? Mental!!

[James Brenchley @JamesBrenchley]

@HeathrowExpress Done!

[James Brenchley @JamesBrenchley]

@HeathrowExpress Hello! I think I left my rucksack on your train this morning. Can you help?

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge https://t.co/jXHTD8adEo

[James Brenchley @JamesBrenchley]

@RobertJenrick Shut up boring Bob you had a go and you were shite

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@elonmusk Rattled

[James Brenchley @JamesBrenchley]

@Conservatives Is that a Rolex?