James Jacobsen↙️

A practical person in an impractical world.

I don't want followers, they may be misguided.

Rage into the ether, in space no one can hear you scream.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.

[James Jacobsen↙️ @JamesCJacobsen]

@CoraCHarrington I had to look it up. Described as "a British-American absurdist satirical dark comedy–drama historical fiction television series" That string of adjectives makes me want to watch it.

[James Jacobsen↙️ @JamesCJacobsen]

@deAdder I can't wait for images of President Narcolepsy at the G7.

[James Jacobsen↙️ @JamesCJacobsen]

@Suzierizzo1 "Allison, those men look so deliciously young and fit, they could go for ever." "Oh, they do, Howard, they do."

[James Jacobsen↙️ @JamesCJacobsen]

@StephenKing Twist the cookies apart. Scrape the filling with your teeth. Eat the halves.

[James Jacobsen↙️ @JamesCJacobsen]

@ProjectLincoln @brenonade "The horror! The horror!"

[Maria Shriver @mariashriver]

I’ve been thinking a lot about the extraordinary outbursts of the President of the United States against female journalists... well, actually against journalists in general and journalism. But it feels like he saves his most childlike behavior and irrational language for female reporters, calling them all kinds of names that kids in kindergarten are given times out for. It’s stunning to me to witness such behavior from any leader, any CEO, any person of influence or importance. I’ve never witnessed someone like this raging, this weekend with @meetthepress host @kwelkernbc, just last week in the Oval Office with @cnn’s @kaitlancollins, calling women stupid or piggy, telling them to “smile”, calling them darling, demeaning their credibility. Every good man should denounce this behavior. Every person should be able to stand up for their colleagues and say “No more.”

Imagine this man screaming like this at your daughter, your wife, your sister, your mother... would you stand for it? No, you wouldn’t! And neither should any of us. It’s unacceptable and undignified. Period. End of story.

[James Jacobsen↙️ @JamesCJacobsen]

@Suzierizzo1 He was very red faced. Amazing that it showed through his makeup.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Here's the full chain of events that led to Trump storming out of his interview with Kristin Welker, beginning with her pressing him on the weaponization fund, continuing with her pointing out the baselessness of his "rigged election" lies, and concluding with him calling her "crooked or stupid" and leaving

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Pussy ass bitch always walks out of interviews when he’s called out on his lies. Then he reverts to name calling. The good part is watching the lumbering fat fuck struggle to get out of his chair. Have I ever told you guys how much I hate this motherfucker?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump has a meltdown and ends the interview

Welker: Just to be very clear, there's no evidence of what you're saying.

Trump: There’s a lot of evidence. There’s tremendous evidence. There’s nothing but evidence. The election was rigged. And it’s happening again in California. They’re cheating.

Welker: Do you have evidence?

Trump: All I have to do is look.

Welker: That’s not evidence. The local officials acknowledge they are slow

Trump: They’re crooked. Just like you’re crooked. You’re either crooked or stupid.

[James Jacobsen↙️ @JamesCJacobsen]

Trump won't go to his son's wedding because of the ongoing Iran War, but he will go to a Knicks game.

[James Jacobsen↙️ @JamesCJacobsen]

I can’t wait till the American-Iranian war turns into disco fighting like they do on the Pakistani-Indian border.

[James Jacobsen↙️ @JamesCJacobsen]

@covie_93 You are the king of snark...

[James Jacobsen↙️ @JamesCJacobsen]

@MJMcKean Waters is just saying that he is attracted to Talarico becuase Talarico gives off a prepubescent vibe.

[James Jacobsen↙️ @JamesCJacobsen]

@MJMcKean Hypothesis: It's impossible to have philosophical discussions on Twitter.

[James Jacobsen↙️ @JamesCJacobsen]

@hwinkler4real I just saw NORMAL. Blood and guts performance from a true master!

[James Jacobsen↙️ @JamesCJacobsen]

@Suzierizzo1 terminal

[James Jacobsen↙️ @JamesCJacobsen]

@JoJoFromJerz Was her husband the fake boobie guy?

[James Jacobsen↙️ @JamesCJacobsen]

@DrOzCMS @nickshirleyy Who's then penis and who's the dick?