James Costaney

Horrible HOORRRRIBLE comedian.. award winning writer. in love with heavenly heather

[James Costaney @JamesCostaney]

Is @Twitter dead?

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Let’s Make America Smart Again.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

You could end this today. @GOP. You could caucus with the Dems and figure out a way to remove a President who's just committed blatant treason in full view. But you'll just be "disappointed" and move on, won't you?

[James Costaney @JamesCostaney]

@kimgoodwin I ask ladies about sandwiches

[Trevor Moore @itrevormoore]

Now to completely forget that soccer is even a thing until 2022.

[Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope]

Doug Stanhope Remembers Sean Rouse, the ‘Best Comedian You’ve Never Heard Of’ https://t.co/hKyIMB39y6 via @vulture

[James Costaney @JamesCostaney]

I hate when women try to be sexy... just stop. ...whore! ::runs away single::

[James Costaney @JamesCostaney]

@MCostaney good coffee good friends! HAHAHAHAH AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHA AHAHA AM I RIGHT? PLEASE RETWEET!

[James Costaney @JamesCostaney]

Mmm mmm! Old pizza crust w/ a side of ketchup tonight! I might spice things up with a salt packet I found behind the litter box!
#blessed
#FamilyFirst
#MyAuntDianeisAHorribleHumanBeing !

[James Costaney @JamesCostaney]

Oh shut up

[James Costaney @JamesCostaney]

Haha women are so stupid.
#Dumbo

[James Costaney @JamesCostaney]

#diplo is amazing!

[James Costaney @JamesCostaney]

Im a great dresser girl but try me out as a chair!
::gross tongue movements::

[James Costaney @JamesCostaney]

Girl who works at BJs is pregnant.. haha there is joke in there somewhere. I cant do all the work.

[James Costaney @JamesCostaney]

Yes.. https://t.co/j4j6mkwm5t

[Tess Owen @misstessowen]

Outgoing ICE Dir. Thomas Homan: “If you think ICE is racist, is Congress racist? Because they enacted these laws" @vicenews https://t.co/cE8ZHxKF65

[James Costaney @JamesCostaney]

I got hacked by @russellcrowe

[James Costaney @JamesCostaney]

Is Instagram like.. a legal weed service? Or COKE? PLEASE CAN IT BE COCAINE GOD I LOVE COCAINE! CAN WE MEET AT INSTAGRAM AND DO COCAINE!? WHO HAS MY FUCKING COCAINE!
COCAINE!

[James Costaney @JamesCostaney]

@OwenKennelly Ahahaha

[James Costaney @JamesCostaney]

Its not delivery, its Ellios. Are you fucking retarded?

[James Costaney @JamesCostaney]

I'll be the one to say this.. Kendrick Lamar is not as good as 95% of the rappers out there I just listen to it with an open mind. Humble is the worst fucking song I've heard ever