James Wolf

[James Wolf @JamesDWolf]

@Chromeo Aladdin and Jafar

[James Wolf @JamesDWolf]

@mtamaryland There have been zero northbound trains since the game ended.

[James Wolf @JamesDWolf]

@mtamaryland This is a disaster at Camden Yards!!! How could you have timed these trains so poorly?!?

[James Wolf @JamesDWolf]

@Chromeo My friend Bob Sacamano sells talk boxes down in Battery Park, forty bucks.

[James Wolf @JamesDWolf]

@DrRockt0pus Big ups to The Banner for publishing this piece that they knew full well runs against the cherished ideas of much of their readership. This is okay.

[James Wolf @JamesDWolf]

Why does nobody answer their phone anymore? Drunk dialing used to be so much fun.

[James Wolf @JamesDWolf]

@DrRockt0pus It happens pretty often I think.

[James Wolf @JamesDWolf]

@jessesingal Momentary desires trump the dictates of reason

[James Wolf @JamesDWolf]

@KenMarino Yes please!

[James Wolf @JamesDWolf]

@DrRockt0pus Yes! Is it just me or did it used to be more difficult? I seem to remember a pelican flying in and causing lots of confusion.

[James Wolf @JamesDWolf]

@DrRockt0pus At 667, you’ve got the devil off your back.

[James Wolf @JamesDWolf]

Just when I was looking for some affirmation that Twitter is worth my time. Here it came...

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

There are good cheese puns and bad cheese puns. Between them, there’s a gruyerea.

[James Wolf @JamesDWolf]

@LisaMcCray Yes

[James Wolf @JamesDWolf]

@timheidecker Still costs $100mil tho

[James Wolf @JamesDWolf]

@timheidecker Come on Tim, give Norm a break. His tone was overboard, but wasn’t his point a good one? Why should we be so offended by this conservative comedian? I’m certainly not conservative, but that sketch is funny. This “Cancel Culture” is unfair and really divisive.

[Torrey Smith @TorreySmithWR]

Baltimore has a lot of potential. You have to go and see for yourself. Don’t rely on the news.

[James Wolf @JamesDWolf]

@Embry4MD Is the campaign making signage touting the Uplift Baltimore program? Just a simple "Uplift Baltimore Baker - Embry" A signage campaign with this simple message will garner a lot of votes in the City and there is no doubt about it.

[James Wolf @JamesDWolf]

@SamHarrisOrg Please please do a show about the National Debt. I have no idea how much to worry about this. Who can call it in and what could be the consequences?

[James Wolf @JamesDWolf]

@RubinReport Please please do a show about the National Debt. I have no idea how much to worry about this. Who can call it in and what could be the consequences?

[Creator of Ruined Deck of Cards 1 @greggturkington]

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