James Dallas Smith

I rock. I roll. I eat cheese.

[James Dallas Smith @JamesDallas66]

The world is a better place because #WesAnderson is in it telling stories. #doalltheinternsgetGlocks? #Armageddonthestageplay #fb

[James Dallas Smith @JamesDallas66]

Would you worry awakening with "Saucy Jack" in your head? (fake musical about Jack the Ripper by fake band Spinal Tap) #fb #hesahaughtyone

[James Dallas Smith @JamesDallas66]

Why does bell tv need to bill us for the aquarium channel in French AND English? Can't we just employ bilingual fish? #catsdontcare #fb

[James Dallas Smith @JamesDallas66]

I just saw raisins marketed as "halloween candy" at the grocery store. What kind of sadist gives that to people?#howtogetyourhouseegged #fb

[James Dallas Smith @JamesDallas66]

Boy, my eyebrows are really just doing their own these days. #becomingacartoon #fb

[James Dallas Smith @JamesDallas66]

Thankfully #ModernFamily (yes, I'm 17 Emmys late to the party) has some of most outstanding writing & ensemble acting in my lifetime. #fb

[James Dallas Smith @JamesDallas66]

We're a season away from a social collapse. "Backwater Bachelor" where a small town farmhand decides which cousin to marry. #pleasedont #fb

[James Dallas Smith @JamesDallas66]

Happy Bill Murray Day y'all! Are we calling this a religious holiday or secular? Awesome regardless. #gravytrainwithbiscuitwheels #fb

[James Dallas Smith @JamesDallas66]

@guster Exciting news about a band I have followed & admired for ages thanks to The Elm @lenottesen #melodicgeniuses #songwritingsavants #fb

[guster @guster]

NEW ALBUM. CAMP GUSTER. SKYDIVING. CONFESSIONALS. TESLA. WHOA NELLY. http://t.co/Rql9F826hH

[James Dallas Smith @JamesDallas66]

Ever arrive at a hotel & find FIVE police cruisers to greet you? #badnightforsomeone #canwestillusethepool? #fb

[James Dallas Smith @JamesDallas66]

Ideas to convince a girl the Gibson Explorer is a thing of beauty on par with a Chagall-not that "ugly thing" Edge occasionally plays? #fb

[James Dallas Smith @JamesDallas66]

My apologies to Yo-Yo Ma. I accidentally made him play a twelve hour concert yesterday. The few hours I heard were awesome! #BachRock #fb

[James Dallas Smith @JamesDallas66]

Sometimes it just takes an old friend to remind you there are things to be said and done. @lenottesen #TheKawarthasrising

[James Dallas Smith @JamesDallas66]

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[James Dallas Smith @JamesDallas66]

New bar for exemplary film feculence goes to Ender's Game.Think Starship Troopers w/o a script (and it's unfair to ST). What a steamer! #fb

[James Dallas Smith @JamesDallas66]

@EASPORTSNHL Can I get a cab to pick it up for me?

[James Dallas Smith @JamesDallas66]

It's okay that Toronto will be quiet tonight as long as there is pride in that silence #fb #onestepforward

[James Dallas Smith @JamesDallas66]

@lenottesen Old Man. I should be so sprightly at 53. I should be so sprightly at 43!!