James Davs

James Davs is a young author living in Honolulu, HI. He specializes in the wild and weird.
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[James Davs @JamesDavsAuthor]

@Jeopardy You’re allowed to admit mistakes, you know. Jeopardy! does it all the time mid-gameplay. As a Californian, I pronounce “Mary” “Marry” and “merry” the exact same way. Are you the dialect police now? You don’t need to give out the same stock reply to everyone, either.

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@MattBarr_

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So the Vikings are averaging a loss of yardage whenever Kirk Cousins drops back to pass. This is unheard of in the modern NFL (or even in the old NFL).

This 49ers defense has returned to its early-season dominance and then some.

[James Davs @JamesDavsAuthor]

@rogerschank

Did you seriously say “what does that mean, “sex slave?��” And then follow it up with “he bought her from her family in yugoslavia/had sex with her?” If you buy someone and have sex with them, are they not a sex slave? Confused.

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[James Davs @JamesDavsAuthor]

@justinbieber sure does a great job carrying the team in the new advertisement for @Ciroc , bumbu, vape pens, and fashion nova

[James Davs @JamesDavsAuthor]

The reason? Google Chrome suggested this to me on mobile, and I have no idea why, so here I am sticking it to the Man (in both manifestations of technological overlord and theological banker)

[James Davs @JamesDavsAuthor]

Yeah, I get that it’s strange to go from not tweeting for seven months in a mostly promotional account to a one-man takedown of a random finace article, but here I am anyway, folks

[James Davs @JamesDavsAuthor]

If you were to make financial decisions based on Biblical ideals, wouldn’t you not make any money? I thought the point was that camels weren’t passing through the eyes of needles anytime soon, Mr. Samuel Smith

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I mean, I read the article and thought, “wow, everything here makes me a fan of @Discover -even these “Christian negatives””

[James Davs @JamesDavsAuthor]

$DFS https://t.co/iCPp6CLBJG https://t.co/DtKB2Gtb9g
This guy is clearly cashing in on “moral outrage” to shadily boost his share worth when pro-pride pro-choice read this article. Good for him! Or, he’s an idiot

[James Davs @JamesDavsAuthor]

Trying out @theTunnelBear so I can browse privately from my ISP. https://t.co/QvSRdxCQzA

[James Davs @JamesDavsAuthor]

Christmas is coming! Get the paperback version of "Joe!"
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@DelilahSDawson Good point

[James Davs @JamesDavsAuthor]

@Nicholas_Eames Can we let a bullet fly?

[James Davs @JamesDavsAuthor]

@Nicholas_Eames Is that Jason Momoa or Karl Urban?

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@goodreads No... that should change, shouldn’t it?

[James Davs @JamesDavsAuthor]

@ianhsuth @DianaUrban @BookBubPartners So I reply: “this #author just wanted to take some time off #sending #auto-DMs to say: #Buy My #Book! https://t.co/7Oq0piZzVj “
? Nailed it.

[James Davs @JamesDavsAuthor]

@BuzzFeed But why are his underpants still on?

[James Davs @JamesDavsAuthor]

@shadow2097 @SontaranPR Everyone is wrong. You mix creamy and extra chunky like Yin And Yang

[James Davs @JamesDavsAuthor]

@SontaranPR Is vegemite grown by dark elves?