James Dockter

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Looking back at episodes of @NormMacLive it makes you wonder if the true purpose of this great show was so a dying comedian could get his friends to read all the left overs from his joke book he never worked into routines.

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We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams

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You either die a hero or you live long enough to become the villain

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@BoneAndTyvis971

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Why do wings at a pizza place suck so much compared to the pizza at a wing place #WAP

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Trees don’t hang around with the grass even though they both started from the same place.

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Beggars can’t be choosers, bitch this ain’t chipotle

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Who am I to tell you different; you only live once

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Mordecai Ali Van Allen O’Shea

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@DollyParton my kid loves getting his book every month. This month’s book was “Buffalo Fluffalo” and it’s a good time.

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“ he looks like a palm reader at a Popeyes”

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“The truth stood behind you silently while you handed me something prettier”

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@SeanAstin “I’m gonna go out on a limb here fellas and say, yeah, she probably got the urge to regurg.” #TheWillies is a classic!

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"You only get to die for having lived"

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@hwinkler4real “The Dead Man’s Gun” was/is a great 2 seasons of TV.

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The movie “Monkeybone” was somehow better than I remember.

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@SethGreen rewatched “Arcade” and 30 years later it’s still a solid film.

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@ChipotleTweets yall could open for breakfast just by adding crispy potatoes and eggs to your menu.

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@McDonalds no soda fountain in the lobby and heavy reliance on the the kiosks, exclusive focus on drive-thru and delivery apps, and an inconsistent dine-in table number system when eating in…. The experience has gotten noticeably worse

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@ColumbusPolice so every right turn is a continuous right turn and drivers can stop in or past the crosswalk??? Or are traffic laws not worth enforcing?!?

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I forgot “The Red Light District” had #noskippers @Ludacris was a problem.