Not James

Lover, not a fighter. I ❤️ my doggies. WR Coach; Hero of Men. I don’t have Twitter. Snapchat is LIFE. A parody account

[Coach_Bright @CoachB_Lions]

HE’S BACK!! And he wants you to donate to @CougarsBrazos Athletics Fundraiser!!

[Coach_Bright @CoachB_Lions]

Help us raise funds for much needed equipment for our athletes! Baseball program needs: portable batting cage, new safety netting, new bases, instructional equipment, and more! Click the link and donate! @Rangers @astros @HoustonRockets @dallasmavs https://t.co/wy1ra3Sa3m

[Not James @JamesDontTweet1]

I don’t coach baseball. If I did I’d be in the HOF.

Please donate or RT

[Not James @JamesDontTweet1]

I’d like to tell everyone Merry Christmas, but I’d never tweet about it. #SnapMe #NoTweets #MerryChristmas

[Not James @JamesDontTweet1]

@Red__Franklin Only the best coach basketball in un-ironed jeans. But I’d never tweet about it #FightMe #WinkledJeans @Wrangler #SponsorMe #NoTweets #SnapsOnly

[Not James @JamesDontTweet1]

When talking to opposing coaches I usually let them know that they’re an inferior coach. After that I let them know that I’m here to kick butt and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of bubble gum. But I’d never tweet about that #BubbleGum #BeGreat #NoTweets #SnapGod

[Not James @JamesDontTweet1]

Finely tuned coaching machines, such as myself, need some R&R every now and then. And I can tell you, no one naps better than me. I’m the best napper around. Don’t agree? We can nap-off. Not gonna tweet about it though #CoachHard #NapHarder #NapMaster #NoTweets #SnapsOnly

[Not James @JamesDontTweet1]

This guy right here might be “The Grinch”, but no one Grinches harder, or better than me. I will out-grinch The Grinch any day that ends in “Y”. But I’m modest, so I’d never tweet about that. #GrinchGameIntensifies #GrinchMe #BestGrinch #CindyLouWhoCares #NoTweets #SnapMe

[Not James @JamesDontTweet1]

Don’t tell Lilly and Jedi. I love my doggies. But when I’m not home I’ll love on any little doggy I can find! But I’d never tweet about that! #DogGuy #NoCats #Lilly #Jedi

[Not James @JamesDontTweet1]

When you’re the best at what you do, you can wear whatever you want. No one else coaches 🏀 in a T-shirt, and jeans with their shades on their head. But I’d never tweet about that #Shades4Life #JeansGuy @Wrangler @oakley #SponsorMe #NoTweets #AllSnaps

[Not James @JamesDontTweet1]

The @dallascowboys are the best team in the league. But I’d never tweet about it #NoTweets #AllSnaps #HowBoutThemCowboys

[Not James @JamesDontTweet1]

Heading to Caldwell to show off my mad 🏀 coaching skills. Can basically guarantee a Cougar JV dub today thanks to me being on the sideline. But I’d never tweet about that #BabyPhilJackson #NoTweets #JustSnaps #BallisLife

[Not James @JamesDontTweet1]

@95Sports @Cubbyblue2 @SickosCommittee Also Amazon Wish Lists are not just a Gilmer problem. It’s many many districts. It’s all about perception. Districts don’t want the public to perceive that they don’t supply teachers with what they want/need.

[Not James @JamesDontTweet1]

These two guys will probably first team all-nation because I coached them, but I’d never tweet about it. #NoTweets #SnapsOnly #GreatSeason

[Jenson Miles @JensonMiles1]

Helluva season. @JamesDontTweet1 @owenfitzgerlad #notweets

[Not James @JamesDontTweet1]

Probably not the gif I would’ve chosen, but you’ll never know because I don’t have Twitter. But the sentiment is the same. Thanksgiving was yesterday, but today the Cougs feast! #BlackFriday #GoCougs

[Coach_Bright @CoachB_Lions]

Wake up #CougarNation it’s Brazos Football game day! Make the short drive to Freedom Field in Alvin for a 2pm Kickoff. It’s #BlackFriday for Tidehaven!!

[Not James @JamesDontTweet1]

I’m not surprised in the least. Through coaching excellence comes players executing excellently. When the #HeroOfMen is on your side all things are possible. But I’d never tweet about that #Its4TheKids #BeExcellent #TwitterSucks #Snaps4Life

[Coach_Bright @CoachB_Lions]

#GoCougs

[Coach_Bright @CoachB_Lions]

#GoCougs

[Not James @JamesDontTweet1]

This didn’t age well @Matt_Stepp817 But I’d never tweet about it. #NoTweets #SnapsOnly #GoCougs

[Coach_Bright @CoachB_Lions]

Playoff week. Let’s go. #GoCoogs

[Not James @JamesDontTweet1]

@CoachB_Coogs I’m ready! No one coaches WRs better than me. If I had @Twitter I probably would’ve chosen a different gif tho… solid effort bro. #NoTweets #SnapsOnly #GoCoogs