Ultima Online once had an in-game king who was supposed to be unkillable.
He was played by the creator of the game.
During a public speech, someone threw a fire field spell at him.
The server had crashed earlier, and when he logged back in, his invincibility flag wasn’t on.
So the king just died in front of everyone.
The devs spawned demons in revenge.
The assassin escaped.
A restaurant owner in the UK has begun deploying “anti-inbred spray,” a pork sausage in a spray bottle, against Muslims who continue to attack him and his shop for refusing to serve halal food.
>German brothel situation confirmed
>Got nudes from fans he didn’t know the ages of
>Sent nudes to friends without consent
>Went to a Diddy Party at Coachella, Diddy ties confirmed
>At college snuck lax into ladies drink so he can record them shitting
>Had a 2nd laptop for it
There is a Stone Age tribal war happening in Colombia right now
The Misak and Nasa people are fighting over a section of land. Yes this is real, and yes they are using traditional weapons. Video is from May 21st, 2026.
"I'M BLACK! I'M BLACK! STAND BEHIND ME! I'M BLACK!"
He understood the privilege afforded to him under this anti-white regime and attempted to utilise it to protect his fellow men.
🎥 @UKSploosh
A new report has revealed a heated debate inside Valve over pornographic games on Steam.
According to former employees, Valve’s top lawyer suggested the company take a stronger role in moderating adult content on the platform.
Gabe Newell reportedly disagreed, saying, “What the f*** do I pay you for if that’s your opinion?”
The quote comes from accounts shared by former employees and has not been publicly confirmed by Valve.
If this is true, Gabe Newell is even more based.
BREAKING:
Keir Starmer says he won’t remove the exemption which allows Sikhs to carry large ceremonial knives on them.
Meanwhile, English women are being prosecuted for carrying regular pepper spray on them when out on the streets at night