Spaceman Spiff of telecom

COWABUNGA, SLUTS

[Sweet Meteor O'Death @smod4real]

My favorite clip from Trump’s speech last night

[kate salk @katesalkz]

bet this speech hits so fucking hard if you're stupid

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

it's cool that we're going to pay for this 81 year old congresswoman's healthcare so she can get back to voting for a healthcare system where she won't have to pay for ours

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Your reminder that churches don’t pay taxes because they are supposedly spending their money to help their communities through things like food banks, shelters and after-school programs.

[Spaceman Spiff of telecom @JamesF_Perfect]

@niseynash I’m just not good, that’s all

[Spaceman Spiff of telecom @JamesF_Perfect]

@Hailee80 @ChadLivengood @david_may Kinda what I figured. Have the day you deserve

[Spaceman Spiff of telecom @JamesF_Perfect]

@Hailee80 @ChadLivengood @david_may I’ll be sure to do that and ignore all the people, including myself, who drive pickups for a living in the trades. More people are using them for grocery getters than for their original intended purpose.

[Spaceman Spiff of telecom @JamesF_Perfect]

@Hailee80 @ChadLivengood @david_may No they don’t. Most people with pickups aren’t doing anything a Toyota Corolla and a positive attitude can’t do just as well.

[Moose @703Moose]

That’s amazing can I get a bud light please

[Spaceman Spiff of telecom @JamesF_Perfect]

@KatieSmith349 We’re going emo at 730 in the morning and a pre-21 just isn’t ready

[Spaceman Spiff of telecom @JamesF_Perfect]

Introducing my new kid to Mayday Parade, obviously because I hate him

[Spaceman Spiff of telecom @JamesF_Perfect]

@KatieSmith349 😘

[Spaceman Spiff of telecom @JamesF_Perfect]

I would like to tell everyone about how my girlfriend forgot about my birthday 2 days ago and how she also hates me and how obvious it is and

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Super Sky Point to James Earl Jones, whose baritone of gravitas elevated every film he was in. He’ll be remembered most widely for giving voice to Darth Vader but, for me, he’ll eternally be telling a troubled Iowa farmer why the people will come. #RIP

[Spaceman Spiff of telecom @JamesF_Perfect]

Constitutional amendment banning the designated hitter

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

'ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE IN ONE HOUR'

This was the email Donald Trump sent to his supporters just prior to his event in Pennsylvania.

[Spaceman Spiff of telecom @JamesF_Perfect]

@ThatEricAlper Jimmy Buffett and Sabaton, I’m not taking questions at this time