Truly Awesome Sauce Facts ..

Awesome Facts so unbelievable you'll struggle to Believe Them ..
But they're Fooking True !!!
Really ..

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Jack Wilder who played the Artful Dodger in the Musical Oliver had a secret phobia that contributed to his descent into alcoholism..
He had an unexplained fear of Bananas..
The shame of which led Jack into a life of debauchery similar to that of his alter ego .. The Dodger.

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On the release day of the ninth installment of The Star Wars saga ..
Carry on up a Wookie .
Actor Mark Hamill recalls his first day on set back in 1977 ..
Said Mark " it was alright, don't remember fuck all about it to be honest. "

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Ex Boxer & Pantomime Legend Frank Bruno has opened up about his mental health issues in this month's Cryptic Crosswords Xmas Bumper edition..
Said Frank " at my worst I was convinced I was lenny Henry, but people were still laughing at my jokes so I knew I wasn't.. Arry ."

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Pornhub have announced they intend making a Modren day series of cult 80,s Show Fantasy Island.
In a surprising departure it will also be called Sexual Fantasy Island and rely totally on ameuter porn stars ... Ant and Dec ( pictured below) are said to be interested in hosting it

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Charles Dickens's Festive Favourite A Christmas Carol might be an altogether different read if in 1843 a persuasive clerk hadn't got Dickens to change Scrooge's disgust at everything to " Bah Humbug " from it's original utterance of " Suck my great hairy Ballbag "

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Astoundingly unfunny Comedian Jim Davidson has announced a joint tour with Chubby Brown in 2020 ..

Said Jim " I know his act is Sexist, Racist and Homophobic but I'm prepared to overlook his liberal beliefs to make this venture work ."

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Pop Singer, D.J and Rent Boy Botherer Boy George has urged fans not to refer to him as Male anymore as he now identifies as a 8 year old copy of Viz Magazine..
Said George.." If Samantha can become non binary well fooking nobody's stopping me being a plank "

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@ser_zlatanarian 100% ...🙄🙄🙄

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Ed Sheeran who today was announced as Artist of the Decade is living with a secret Heartache .. He is unable to conceive ..
When confronted about it Sheeran refused to comment, but a spokesman for his record label said " Please fuck don't let him write a song about it " .

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In an exclusive interview with Woman's Weekly, actor al Pacino has admitted he'd love to play Mr Benn the iconic time travelling character from BBC1,s Children's show of the 70,s & 80,s
" I'd love to play that Motherfucker Benn ,he's such a cool fucking dude " said Pacino..

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The Samaritans & various mental health groups have slammed Michael McIntyre for refusing to cancel his Saturday night show on BBC 1 even though figures show Suicides go up over 6000% during the time his show airs .
A BBC spokesperson said " Michael is as funny as fuck end of !"

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Former BBC weatherman Michael Fish has criticised Dame Elton John
for Trolling him over his major weather Gaffe in 1987 in which he didnt forecast a Hurricane.
Says Fish " There's not a week goes by he doesn't ring me asking have I seen any Hurricanes lately , He's a cunt tbh

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The average Human Being is said to lie on average 15 to 20 times a day ...
This is compared to Current British P.M Boris Johnson who in fact has not told the truth now in the last 4 years..
When asked to explain this Boris simply replied " Let's get Brexit done "

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In an unprecedented move today the Queen of England has admitted she's not voting tomorrow...

" To be honest they're all a bunch of fucking dickheads , one's got enough on one's plate with that friggin Nonce Andrew ."

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Clare Grogan , actress and lead singer with 80,s pop group altered images has today admitted her dream of winning Wimbledon may now be over ..
Downbeat Clare today confessed " I'm 73 next Birthday, Somehow I think winning a ladies title at Wimbledon is now beyond me .."

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David Bellamy who died today sadly takes the rift with his estranged son Craig Bellamy ex liverpool, Newcastle and Welsh Striker to the grave
When asked for a statement regarding his father's death, Craig sadly refused to patch things up by declaring " He's not me fucking dad "

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Awesome Sauce Facts..
The Water Monkey found mainly in Southern Belgium has decreased in population from an all time high of 45 Billion in the 1950,s to just 18 last week .
When asked to comment on the alarming decline Luke Goss Drummer with the pop band Bros replied " What ? "

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Awesome Sauce Facts ...
Not well known but The Krays Ronnie and Reggie were actually Twins ..

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@JustJanety @Music_Kitts Was locked out ...just got it back ..👍👍

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@Robadam69 Old account back... Use this for Summit else now...