Kizard (K-State Wizard)

Real man - dog dad - pawgs only - 5’10”

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My sweet sweet cubs 💔💔💔

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Yes that includes balding 25 year olds. Take a bus gramps.

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If I can see your thinning hair from my car, you’re too old to be driving.

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Chiefs and Cats are back

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Why are hicks immune to dressing up for a formal event. Why the fuck are you wearing a fishing shirt at a semi formal wedding you cuck.

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Just saw the grooms ass

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@hawksby50 I needed that

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Geeked at this wedding rn

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Kneeling out the work week. 20 minute poop then leaving 15 early. 😎👍

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@iloveugiannis It’s also totally free! No catch involved.

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I don’t speed and drive recklessly to save time. I do it to risk my life and and lives of others. Duh

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Okay Siri send tweet

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This is so dumb but @AldiUSA your big bag promo rollout sucked, coming from a person in design and marketing. Your entire web design was based off an incorrect timer that was set to the wrong drop day.

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@iloveugiannis Trust me. I KNOW trans women.

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@hawksby50 On my way with a comically large cannon to shoot him down

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:/ oh well

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@hawksby50

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I think I believe in Karma!

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Current fan standings:
Cubs: 📈 maybe we pull something together come October
Royals: 📈 but no faith in post season
Wildcats: 📉📉📉 8-4 with a bowl loss incoming
Chiefs: 📈 I don’t know if we’re winning the SB but it’ll be fun

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GOD DAMN IT