Party Llama

[Party Llama @JamesFieldsLMFT]

@xGremlin Tesla went public on June 29, 2010, at an IPO price of $17 per share. Adjusted for two stock splits (5-for-1 in 2020 and 3-for-1 in 2022), the split-adjusted IPO price is just $1.13. Tesla (TSLA) stock is trading roughly $406 per share. The stock has multiplied nearly 360 times

[Min Woo Lee @Minwoo27Lee]

Just opened X… people saying I look fly but also that I look like a drug dealer from 1990’s??? 🤣 #pgachampionship

[Party Llama @JamesFieldsLMFT]

@doc_blume The course was brutal. Should be a par 72 with a couple par threes becoming par fours.

[Party Llama @JamesFieldsLMFT]

@DivotDoctrine Be 40 years younger

[Party Llama @JamesFieldsLMFT]

@alexelliottgolf So many free balls lost on the course, I don't need to bring any. 😉

[Party Llama @JamesFieldsLMFT]

@GolfBridgeLLC @NUCLRGOLF Same, and a prayer 😉

[Party Llama @JamesFieldsLMFT]

@NUCLRGOLF It is easier to break 80 on a nine hole course.

[Party Llama @JamesFieldsLMFT]

@schmitt4545 @BreeSolstad @Grok How can I stream the TV series, Jesus of Nazareth?

[Party Llama @JamesFieldsLMFT]

@seanonolennon @DVegasDave It doesn't look like my cat, but it feels like it, so yes, it is art

[Party Llama @JamesFieldsLMFT]

@FoN9ne Clutch WR. "Third and Jauan"! Miss you already!

[Blondelady2024 @arva61138]

This is probably the best answer I've ever heard to the question, "Why did God create evil?"

A professor at the university asked his students the following question:

“Everything that exists was created by God?”
One student bravely answered:
“Yes, it was created by God.”

The professor asked :
“If God created everything, then God created evil, since it exists. And according to the principle that our deeds define ourselves, then God is evil.”

The student became silent after hearing such an answer. The professor was very pleased with himself. He boasted to students for proving once again that faith in God is a myth.

Another student raised his hand and said:
“Can I ask you a question, professor?”
"Of course," replied the professor.

“Professor, is cold a thing?”
“What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you ever been cold?”
Students laughed at the young man's question.

The young man answered:
“Actually, sir, cold doesn't exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is actually the absence of heat. A person or object can be studied on whether it has or transmits energy.
Absolute zero (-460 degrees Fahrenheit) is a complete absence of heat. All matter becomes inert and unable to react at this temperature. Cold does not exist. We created this word to describe what we feel in the absence of heat.”

The student continued:
“Professor, does darkness exist?”
“Of course it exists.” said the professor.
“You're wrong again, sir. Darkness also does not exist. Darkness is actually the absence of light. We can study the light but not the darkness. We can use Newton's prism to spread white light across multiple colors and explore the different wavelengths of each color. You can't measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into the world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you tell how dark a certain space is? You measure how much light is presented. Isn't it so? Darkness is a term man uses to describe what happens in the absence of light.”

In the end, the young man asked the professor:
“Sir, does evil exist?”
This time it was uncertain, the professor answered:
“Of course, as I said before. We see him every day. Cruelty, numerous crimes and violence throughout the world. These examples are nothing but a manifestation of evil.”

To this, the student answered:
“Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist for itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is like darkness and cold—a man-made word to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is not faith or love, which exist as light and warmth. Evil is the result of the absence of Divine love in the human heart. It’s the kind of cold that comes when there is no heat, or the kind of darkness that comes when there’s no light.”
🙏🏻❤️🙏🏻

[Fr. Daniel☦️ @Fragbaza]

The Clearest Sign You Have Lost God.

It is not when you have fallen into a grave sin. It is not when you have doubted. And it is not even when you no longer feel grace. The most reliable sign that you have lost God is when your heart has become cold and indifferent to the pain of another. 
You may perform every ritual perfectly, but if you can calmly walk past someone’s tears, or remain unmoved by the loneliness of your neighbour-if there is no living, active compassion in your heart-know that you are infinitely far from Christ. 
For God is Love. And the path to Him lies only through a compassionate heart.

[Party Llama @JamesFieldsLMFT]

@JustinSmith4269 @trad_west_ Not to be petty, but Eowyn actually says, "I am no man" (movie) or "no living man am I" (book).

[Party Llama @JamesFieldsLMFT]

@GadSaad It doesn't matter what I believe, only what the Seahawks coach believes. So says our lord.

[Party Llama @JamesFieldsLMFT]

@LauraPowellEsq So disappointed by the racism and/or stupidity of posters on this platform. I am an old, white guy who appreciates Latin culture as well as NFL football. This was an opportunity, people, to not be the assholes (and unChristian) we are accused of being. Please grow up.

[Party Llama @JamesFieldsLMFT]

@SamaHoole Hmmm...

[Party Llama @JamesFieldsLMFT]

@phveektordrayne I'm 69. Married three times. Met all three of my wives at work at a corporation. We continued to work for the same companies after marriage. I do believe this policy is illegal and should be challenged. (Third marriage was the charm, btw. 27 years so far.)

[Party Llama @JamesFieldsLMFT]

@Ihunanya_chi

[Party Llama @JamesFieldsLMFT]

@MasterMaliq Paul was not alone on the road to Damascus. Acts 9:7

[Party Llama @JamesFieldsLMFT]

@christopheryuan @Grok Where in the gospel does Jesus mention Sodom?