James Flay

[Fictional Character]The Best Chef in the F*ing world. Bar none.

[James Flay @JamesFlay_LRP]

Getting ready to go into the house now #allstarslrp, and the other contestants....... saw more sanity in fucking prison..

[James Flay @JamesFlay_LRP]

Well thats it for the night. Every1 in teamJF remember 2 vote for me.We win it together,and then everything will f*cking change #allstarslrp

[James Flay @JamesFlay_LRP]

Time to cook a last supper! Btw we've made arrangements for all my dishes in the house to be streamed so you can cook along. #allstarslrp

[James Flay @JamesFlay_LRP]

@PeterW_Jeff_ Thats Chef, Peter. And I'm sure your 'Boyz' will go all the way to their next sellout gig. I believe its at #Pontins

[James Flay @JamesFlay_LRP]

@MetroMissJones God, the F*cker looks even more pathetic dressed like a chicken, and I didnt even think that was possable! @MetroMissJones #allstarslrp

[James Flay @JamesFlay_LRP]

@ooxRECKLESSxoo @SpinkNicole @Cuffsurvival Why thank you my dear, always been a big fan of yours too. I love doing what i do best, and if the the competition chokes, then so be it.

[James Flay @JamesFlay_LRP]

@JohnstonReality @ChaseEverettLRP Love the Peaty ones,Caol Isla,Lagavulin & ofc Aldi's award winning Highland Black Special Reserve. Damn fine drop for £13 #aldi #allstarslrp

[James Flay @JamesFlay_LRP]

@Cuffsurvival @SpinkNicole My mums long gone mate. Though that prob suits you just fine #allstarslrp

[James Flay @JamesFlay_LRP]

@SpinkNicole @Cuffsurvival Reckon no-one's stir-fried his worm for a while #allstarslrp

[James Flay @JamesFlay_LRP]

@SpinkNicole I might knock-up a thing or two if people ask nicely #allstarslrp

[James Flay @JamesFlay_LRP]

@JohnstonReality @ChaseEverettLRP Reckon I'm not alone worrying about putting up with all you wank-puffins without any booze. The Flay's bringing whiskey #ALLSTARSLRP

[James Flay @JamesFlay_LRP]

@SmileyJennerLRP I refer you to the weeping guest-chefs from my old show #devilsdiner, no f*cker trashes my kitchen. End of. #AllStarsLRP

[James Flay @JamesFlay_LRP]

@HSutherlandFKR Happy to mate. Absolute no need to reciprocate though, got enough of your f*ing hits from my little girl growing up #AllStarsLRP

[James Flay @JamesFlay_LRP]

@NeemaCC @JohnstonReality Take £2.50 to Aldi, get an English muffin,toast it, brush with oil and add some chorizo, and a soft yoke egg. Breakfast.Done.#AllStarsLRP

[James Flay @JamesFlay_LRP]

@NeemaCC @JohnstonReality What the shitting hell is that crap! @NeemaCC #AllStarsLRP

[James Flay @JamesFlay_LRP]

My goal. To make this country give a damn about good seasonal food & practical recipes. With your help, I can do that #AllStarsLrp thewish

[James Flay @JamesFlay_LRP]

and no, you dont need a Himalayan salt brick, or a plank of f*ing driftwood to serve your 50p rat-burger on #AllStarsLRP

[James Flay @JamesFlay_LRP]

RealCooking doesnt need overpriced food-porn M&S bullshit,you can make the best dish you ever tasted with a 5iver and some soul.#AllStarsLRP

[James Flay @JamesFlay_LRP]

@NeemaCC Damn straight Neema, no need for that crying little twat on his poncy F*ing scooter. Just quality-eats and,maybe a bit of lively banter ;o)

[James Flay @JamesFlay_LRP]

Thanks to everyone from TeamAldi for helping to make this happen #AllStarsLrp Like I say, if your gonna steal, steal from the best...