โI know Iโm not *babyโs name*โs father. You can act all shocked but I know. Just ask Bryan to come, Iโm positive heโll sign the birth certificateโ. Then I left. Sheโs been calling my phone over and over (even sending texts as I type this) and has even gotten her sister to call me a few times.
It was hard pretending these last few months but I think Iโm satisfied. I feel really really heartbroken though. I was planning to propose to her on the day our baby was born. I was gonna make her the happiest woman ever. Oh well. Im going to go get shitfaced now.