James Falconer

'I'm building.' said the three year old boy. 'What you building?' Said the father. 'I don't know.' The boy replied. 'I'll know when it's finished.'

[James Falconer @JamesJetset]

@LeahBSassy So sad that people would tell you that. Only John was at the foot of the cross, otherwise it was all female followers of Jesus. Seems like they were very much studying practical theology whilst the men were, eh, hiding.

[James Falconer @JamesJetset]

Fairground Attraction. Legends! Eh, Eric who?

[. @eddireader]

Back in the day I did this for David Essex then they did it for fairground attraction… today it’s all for Eric Nam … enjoy the joy baby !! ⁦@ericnamofficial⁩

[James Falconer @JamesJetset]

@ManoFlem @jonsnowC4 Same day you met Federer and had a snap taken?

[James Falconer @JamesJetset]

@austinchanning Lasso Season 1. Fresh & brilliant. Season 2. Turgid yawnfest.

[James Falconer @JamesJetset]

Jammin’ with my 8 year old son last night. ‘What we called?’ I asked. He replied, ‘We are not really a band. So we can be called Not Really.’

[James Falconer @JamesJetset]

Oh, is that true? Based on what, exactly? Pleased I am one of the other 22% who clearly don’t give a shit.

[SmartAsset @smartasset]

78% of US adults are lying awake at night – worrying about retirement. Here’s a secret: you don’t need to lose sleep.

See how much you need to retire now.

[James Falconer @JamesJetset]

@jbpnxo The alcohol 🍺 I saw my father abusing, until it abused him into kingdom come RIP dad

[James Falconer @JamesJetset]

@caseyofm Keep them off!

[James Falconer @JamesJetset]

@CelticFC ‘We’ll stop at the end of the game when we celebrate.’ HANDS ON PASSIONATE COACHING!

[James Falconer @JamesJetset]

@CelticFC It’s like Christmas morning. The kids come downstairs. There’s a note 📝 from Santa. ‘I hoped I’d be able to deliver toys 🧸 this Christmas morning however we must celebrate Christmas without toys for the moment.

[James Falconer @JamesJetset]

@lavenderlens @greenbelt @destinyschild @iainarcher @AndyThornton007 For a couple of bottles of grape 🍇 juice, and a few boxes 📦 of Walkers’ Crisps they should get AUNTIE ROSE to do a greatest misses reunion! Lol

[James Falconer @JamesJetset]

@K_Goodenough @lavenderlens @greenbelt @destinyschild @iainarcher @AndyThornton007 Russell Brand is a extremely interesting dude, almost all of the time!

[James Falconer @JamesJetset]

@lavenderlens @dan_abramov @iainarcher It’s as easy as, doh a deer, a female deer 🎶

[James Falconer @JamesJetset]

Those olden days before social distancing had been created!

[James Falconer @JamesJetset]

@lavenderlens Absolutely mesmerizing

[James Falconer @JamesJetset]

This was a gig and a half, and pleased to say I was there! RIP Prince 🙏

[Brian McIver @ItsBrianMcIver]

@JamesJetset Dude, check it out!

[James Falconer @JamesJetset]

Be with the oppressed, not with the oppressor.’ Fascinating and articulate.

[Double Down News @DoubleDownNews]

BREAKING: Jewish Socialist Naomi Wimborne-Idrissi has been suspended from the Labour Party

[James Falconer @JamesJetset]

https://t.co/EWGueoxV0Q

[The Catholic Herald @CatholicHerald]

The Eternal Wall of Answered Prayer, which has just received planning permission, will be “the largest database of hope stories in the world”. @C0nstanceWatson reports: https://t.co/kx2XGzQ3hC

[James Falconer @JamesJetset]

‘While the Chief,
puts Sunshine On Leith
I'll thank him for his work
And your birth and my birth.’

Many tribes. One Chief.

[Sam “Ace” Rothstein 🇪🇺 @Conor1971]

Is it wrong to be a Celtic supporter and love the song Sunshine on Leith?

[James Falconer @JamesJetset]

@CoreyEdward2 Guilty as charged!