James Rees

Fan of Chelsea, Patriots & Bruins. Film critic. Lover of Kirsten Dunst. Dan Stevens to be the next James Bond - tweets from a staffer

[James Rees @JamesJohnRees]

26 out of 27 is good. They never faced Chelsea in any of the other 26 though.

[James Rees @JamesJohnRees]

I absolutely HATE William Buick. He is useless and always lets me down. Always. Came dead last in the last race. He is utterly useless. #RoyalAscot #RoyalRunner #Buick #Stealingaliving

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@ChelseaFC 10th place finished. Wow. How humiliating for those blueco idiots. Wankers the lot

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@ChelseaFC Lol. How utterly embarrassing posting something like this. It has to be Pedro seeing as it’s the only goal we’ve scored. Jokers.

[James Rees @JamesJohnRees]

Black Ops 7 Free Run is by far the worst thing I have ever experienced on a game. Not just Call of Duty games. All games. Built for PC players with lots of movement ability. Absolutely awful. Wankers. #CoD #Bo7

[James Rees @JamesJohnRees]

@ChelseaFC At least we finally fucking scored. Fuck me we are woeful. At this point I am seriously concerned for the Tottenham game.

[James Rees @JamesJohnRees]

@ChelseaFC Utter embarrassment. Not one of these players should be getting paid for this. By far the worst Chelsea team ever. Unbelievable. Good news is that all these players are going to have the summer off as none of them are being picked for their nations. Disgusting

[James Rees @JamesJohnRees]

So @BBCSport now doesn’t allow me to view their stories online without first signing into my account. I understand having to sign in for the iPlayer but there is no need for this other than to track what sports news I’m reading. Disgusting. Shameful. #BBC

[James Rees @JamesJohnRees]

What the fuck am I paying my TV Licence for if the FA Cup is not on @BBCSport? I get to watch the highlights at 10:30pm but I can’t watch the game? Absolutely disgusting. The @FA cup has always been on terrestrial TV. #FAcup #CFC

[James Rees @JamesJohnRees]

@ezlazar Get ready for a summer of Will Campbell talk. This is a bad pick.

[James Rees @JamesJohnRees]

Not happy with the pick Patriots. Especially trading up to get him. Played LT at College. All the talk now is going to be about Will Campbell. WTF are we doing here?

[James Rees @JamesJohnRees]

@Patriots @CalebLomu51 @Utah_Football WTF

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@ChelseaFC What yes man are you going to bring in next? Nothing will change unless the board changes and the blueco philosophy changes. I’m pleased he has gone though.

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Completely unacceptable performance by Chelsea. Embarrassing. No organisation, no heart, no fight, no pride, no leadership, no goal threat. It’s like they’ve given up at Brighton. Just because they’re near the beach doesn’t mean they’re allowed to be on it. Shameless performance. No wonder the fans are furious. These aren’t useless players, they’re internationals, which makes their abject showing at the Amex even worse. Overpaid underperformers.

Liam Rosenior will probably pay the price for this string of shameful displays and results, he’s out of his depth, but he’s the symptom of the malaise at Chelsea, not the cause. Club needs some grown-ups, experienced football people in the boardroom, in the recruitment department and in the dressing-room. Chelsea are such a contrast to Brighton & Hove Albion, who are so well-run on and off the field. BlueCo has to look, listen and learn. Because Boehly and Eghbali are currently overseeing a self-inflicted shambles. #CFC

[James Rees @JamesJohnRees]

@ChelseaFC That was awful. Liam is awful. Both of them. What an absolute disgusting result. Sack the lot of them. LR was an awful appointment and it’s finally showing. He doesn’t have a clue. Not a single fucking clue. What a bunch of wankers.

[James Rees @JamesJohnRees]

@OfficialFPL At least he’ll have the summer off to get some rest as there is NO WAY he is getting selected for England. He has been so poor. So very very poor.

[James Rees @JamesJohnRees]

Liam Rosenoir is fucking useless. What an absolute waste of space. Get that wanker out of my club. Cole Palmer will have the summer off. Delap will never get an England cap. Enzo will never captain Chelsea again. Sack or sell them all. Utterly useless the lot. #CFC #BlueCoOut

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@ChelseaFC We’ve not scored a fucking goal since we beat Aston Villa on the 4th of March. That is fucking disgusting and everyone at Chelsea should be ashamed and just as embarrassed as I am. Fuck you.

[James Rees @JamesJohnRees]

He put it perfectly.

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Everton have all the togetherness, defensive determination, fight and threat on the counter that Chelsea lack. Everton are a team. Chelsea are a collection of individuals.

Everton have some strong characters in their team, some leaders. Chelsea don't have enough of them. Nobody seemed prepared to take responsibility. Where was the fight? Pathetic, really. A performance that was an insult to their supporters.

Some players look like they want out. They certainly don't look like they're fighting for their young manager, who's obviously struggling. Liam Rosenior was given a lesson by David Moyes in team balance, organisation and motivation. The apprentice got schooled by the master.

Rosenior will get the blame for performances and, sooner or later, pay the price. But this slide, this abject level of performance, is also down to recruitment, to the board. #CFC #EVECHE

[James Rees @JamesJohnRees]

@ChelseaFC Was Cole Palmer playing today? I didn’t see him once.

[James Rees @JamesJohnRees]

@ChelsTransfer I HATED Sarri. Hated him. He was an awful appointment. This one was worse. Liam doesn’t have a clue what he is doing. Naive and dumb. The bloke is useless. Why doesn’t he play our youngsters when we have no RB. I hate him. I hope we don’t qualify for Europe so we can rebuild.