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@JAKeogh2

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@JAKeogh2 👀new account bro

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@JamesKeogh404 @Craney_22

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Hi guys, it's week three of my hormone replacement therapy and I'm going out to partay! #furrylife #Cranedeer #trans

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The girl in front of me is singing under her breathe in the library, time to bust out the big guns

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Sometimes I think I'm getting older and it scares me, other times....

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I'm having the Bannatyne of my life

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This isn't a Duncmocracy anymore, it's a Dunctatorship

[Dead Account Keogh @JamesKeogh404]

@johnallison95 choo choo my niggas

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Chris Eubank looks like a black mannequin

[Dead Account Keogh @JamesKeogh404]

I want Susannah to wrap me up in a blanket and tell me I have good boobs

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@LeeJones003 someone's in love

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

"hi is this the sperm bank?"
"no sir this is the sperm library"
[guy in background desperately trying to prise open a book]

[Dead Account Keogh @JamesKeogh404]

@VarneyIain stay out of my bird seed

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Just load them with as much dodgy shit as possible, stick it on channel 4, millions of views, 100m in 4 seconds

[Dead Account Keogh @JamesKeogh404]

Yeah doping is wrong in athletics now, but it would be great to see a separate athletics league with fully drugged up athletes

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Waiting for Peter Andre to come in and beat Margaret and Mable over the head with a bag of frozen chips #bringIcelandback

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

So you had a dad day
Your socks are dark brown
You put your cargo shorts on
And you walked around town
You had a dad day
You had a dad day

[Dead Account Keogh @JamesKeogh404]

Pretty sure I'll be living under the motorway with hobos next year

[Dead Account Keogh @JamesKeogh404]

Jeez gramps get back to the home ay guys, haha killin it

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Back in my day there were stars instead of hearts on Twitter,and we had to draw our own tears on snapchat