James Landis

Yankees and Penguins (my two favorite animals)

[James Landis @JamesLandis20]

@Phillies @Toyota Incredible caption admin 😂

[Rich @RAKcity27]

Costas: You have to wonder. With Stanton this hobbled — he can no longer run, he doesn’t play the field, he has suffered great atrophy to his legs — would the Yankees consider euthanizing him, much like the family dog that’s reached the end.

Darling: Great sweeper from Schmidt.

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

Lawrenceville. Penn Ave. Caller says that a man wearing a Pirates jersey is just screaming.

[Andrew McCutchen @TheCUTCH22]

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[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

WE HAVE BIG TRADE NEWS TO ANNOUNCE 🚨

The Penguins have acquired defenseman Erik Karlsson, forward Rem Pitlick, forward Dillon Hamaliuk and a 2026 third-round draft pick in a three-team trade involving the San Jose Sharks and Montreal Canadiens.

[Dan Hopper @DanHoppOPS]

Hot dog vendor: One hot dog?

Ben Cherington: Well, it’s about hunger. It’s about, how can we not only put ourselves in the best position to address this hunger both now & in the future, but also approach it in a way that aligns with our long term goal of being the least hungry

[Andrew McCutchen @TheCUTCH22]

Furries

[🦆¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @cantguarddurant]

@YankeeWRLD Or this

[Phillies Muse @Phillies_Muse]

I-95 Rebuild Highlights

[Micah Blake McCurdy @IneffectiveMath]

Sometimes people make graphs that insult their readers in very obvious ways.

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

@emalkin71geno @jakeguentz @RickyRakell93 @Letang_58 Let's make this reallllll clear.

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[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

1 retweet = 1 #NHLAllStarVote

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[Mr. Marketing @Mr_MarketingYT]

Man built a built a trebuchet in a field for fun

[Jesse Marshall @jmarshfof]

Big Bird had the size, reach, and howitzer of a shot. Just couldn’t skate. No lateral mobility. Turns as wide as an 18 wheeler. Couldn’t put it all together.

[Jon Morosi @jonmorosi]

Sources: Aaron Judge is in agreement with the #Yankees.

@MLBNetwork @MLB

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Our captain Aaron Judge will be a Yankee for life

[Foolish Baseball @FoolishBB]

AVG CARDINALS STARTER: 36 y.o. lefty sinkerballer named Paul Stewart who throws 85 and was an All-Star alternate in 2012

AVG CARDINALS RELIEVER: 25 y.o. Dominican nicknamed "NIÑO DEL INFIERNO" who will throw exactly one 113 MPH fastball before his UCL snaps like a guitar string

[James Landis @JamesLandis20]

@TheGoodPhight I would worry about rushing him to the big leagues and expecting full season contributions, he barely pitched 100 innings last season so too much early season action could take him out of the postseason picture

[Richard Staff @RichardStaff]

@FoolishBB Enjoying my favorite pastime of watching A Guy Who Probably Visited Epstein’s Island get handed the World Series trophy by the Worm Commissioner