Gratuitous Umlat

Product Manager and Human Centered Design practitioner | Wolverine | San Antonian | Vaccinated | 35% of this country disappoints me deeply 🤨

[Gratuitous Umlat @JamesLochhead5]

@HouseGOP @SpeakerMcCarthy Another AMAZING initiative of the @GOP to claim credit for something that already exists which they did little to nothing to make happen. Y’all really should change your mascot to a one trick pony. #GOPgrifters

[Gratuitous Umlat @JamesLochhead5]

@votetimscott So, you’re in favor of the white washing of Black history? That’s what the @GOP is offering. That and mandatory Bible study in lieu of science. You are a specious fraud.

[Gratuitous Umlat @JamesLochhead5]

@HawleyMO Ooh… look at the tough guy. This you?

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@fyrfitrmedic @tedcruz @anotherMikeKC I believe the term you’re looking for is ‘masterbatory.’ 😒 Ted is the definition of a tosser.

[Gratuitous Umlat @JamesLochhead5]

@tedcruz You mean when Trump negotiated the release of 5,000 Taliban fighters for some unknown favor? Yeah, I think all those @GOP fuckers should face some consequences.

[Gratuitous Umlat @JamesLochhead5]

@SenTedCruz The fact you’re on NewzMax spouting @GOP lies with this tweet is really just next level douchebag, Raphael.

[Gratuitous Umlat @JamesLochhead5]

@GOP @SpeakerMcCarthy Are y’all just bummed that they’re competing with the Sackler family?

[Gratuitous Umlat @JamesLochhead5]

@RepMTG @GOPoversight You are a crime against humanity.

[Gratuitous Umlat @JamesLochhead5]

@bigdaddy_mri @SpeakerMcCarthy I’m guessing you’re all about the government tracking your daughter’s menstrual cycle though, right? Can’t let them ladies manage their own bodies, but for Fod’s sake - every man has the right to plan a mass shooting without any interference, huh?

[Gratuitous Umlat @JamesLochhead5]

@SpeakerMcCarthy Gotta hide the white supremacist seditious conspiracies, right Kev? I’m going to enjoy watching you tried for treason, you spineless shit weasel.

[Gratuitous Umlat @JamesLochhead5]

@justinbaragona These MAGA snowflakes really get worked up when their fragile reality fascade is challenged. They lash out like a 12 year-old boy who was abused by his parents. It Wally’s be sad if they weren’t such assholes. That level of bigotry is always a choice.

[PoliticsVerse 🇺🇸 @PoliticsVerse_]

Today, HB 999 will be proposed by Ron DeSantis. If this bill passes both chambers on May 5th, the following will be removed from Florida’s College Campuses:

- NPHC Organizations
- NMGC & Latinax Organizations
- Jewish Studies courses
- Gender Studies courses
- Centers & Programs for Black Students
- Centers & Programs for Latinax Students
- Centers & Programs for Asian & AAPI Students
-Center & Programs for LGBTQ+ Students

It is pertinent that we stand up against this unconstitutional bill by using our voices as one to stand up for individual rights. RT for Awareness ♥️

[Gratuitous Umlat @JamesLochhead5]

@NickAdamsinUSA #LittleBitch

[Gratuitous Umlat @JamesLochhead5]

@MysterySolvent A animated scrotum rocking the fugliest merkin in the history of fraud. #TinyDickEnergy

[Gratuitous Umlat @JamesLochhead5]

@LorneEC3 Kinda hard to shake our ‘entitled’ label in Ann Arbor with jackals like this. If they can’t hold on to the talent from this year and provide meaningful direction next year then yeah… let’s wander in the desert for a bit. Why can’t UM enjoy bball AND football in the same year? 😒

[Gratuitous Umlat @JamesLochhead5]

@jdsteel2022 @JustVent6 @tedcruz Hey - That avatar you got there is looking a bit like a drag queen in all tha body-hugging Spandex. You’re not some sort of ‘woke Antifa pronoun’ are you? 🤨

[Gratuitous Umlat @JamesLochhead5]

@JustVent6 @tedcruz Or, I don’t know, have a uterus? Then it’s ALL about conservative white men’s rights to control your body. #GOPSeditiousTraitors

[Gratuitous Umlat @JamesLochhead5]

@tedcruz How apropos that you’re on a show named ‘squawk’ on one of the most infamous sources of right wing propaganda that just had to call itself ‘NewsMax’ to reinforce how totally extreme their views are making such a ridiculous proclamation like the thirsty bitch you are. 🐔

[Gratuitous Umlat @JamesLochhead5]

@nicole_pinter6 Just like Belein went out and got an assistant who could fill the gaps for defense, Juwan needs to fill out his coaching staff with specialists.

[Gratuitous Umlat @JamesLochhead5]

@Gretchen415 Don’t forget his crypto, bruh! 😟