James Morrison

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@_billyreid @FootballCliches are there any clubs where the fans couldn’t make this exact joke? Maybe Man City and Wrexham

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Dan Burn describing his header vs Mexico

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@FootballCliches Big fan of the fact that Jon Parkin exists in this universe and has 2 World Cup goals

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@countyshirts Also Arsenal in 79-80 and 17-18 (they lost in the league there against Spurs). That’s 20 minutes of my life I’ll never get back. It hasn’t made me any more confident either. We would surely be the first non top flight team to do it.

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@_SByrne Can Wimbledon still postpone the game at EP for internationals? What happens then?

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@_SByrne Didn’t they change the rules for this in the Vertu then? They changed it in the Carabao because Semenyo played for City in the semi.

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@FootballCliches Adam Frost

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@StockportCounty Sign him up

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@BBCSport @FootballCliches does two hours 10 minutes qualify as a barrier?

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@HLTCO @fbtlpod Gaël Bigirimana

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A horrible challenge on Khan. Khan then reacts badly and is sent off. Only a yellow for the Stockport player.

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@FootballCliches Our possible midfield of Mainoo, Rice and Bellingham had a combined age of just 10 when this happened, which really does show you

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I love non league football

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@ESPNFC Torsten Frings

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@HaydunnOfficial Gamefreak could never

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@_SByrne The Will Fish derby

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@Random_Clubs Tunji Moses

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The Salamanca twins have let themselves go

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Die Antwoord just scratch that itch you never knew you had