James Poland

Sometimes I make bad Denver sports memes. Biomedical Engineer. Go Donkeys.

[James Poland @JamesPoland12]

@BrandonPerna @zacstevens @RyanKoenigsberg @MaseDenver

Please enjoy my terrible creation.

[J.P. Hovey @jhovey34]

Me last year

[James Poland @JamesPoland12]

@MaseDenver @AndyJMacc A promotion and relegation system would fix the on-field product immediately. We're never going to get it, but it would be incredible for the sport.

[James Poland @JamesPoland12]

@KyleBrandt @HOMAGE GLADIATOR

[James Poland @JamesPoland12]

@stoolpresidente who was your ghost writer?

[James Poland @JamesPoland12]

@CameronParkerPO It will just be "5280" /"Mile High City" themed because that's all Nike seems to know about the city of Denver.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

The last thing a fuckin nerd sees

[James Poland @JamesPoland12]

@PFTCommenter wrong again, dumbass

[James Poland @JamesPoland12]

@Tyler_Polumbus I would hurl myself off the Royal Gorge

[James Poland @JamesPoland12]

@minijohn09 @SleeperBroncos I was 512!

[James Poland @JamesPoland12]

@MaseDenver The NFL players had 2 walkthrough practices to prepare. They barely knew the rules. Give them real time to prep and a roster that actually makes sense, and I think the outcome changes.

[James Poland @JamesPoland12]

@Zach_Segars I played against him in the high school playoffs in 2014.

His stats

5 carries for 161 yards and 3 TDs
2 rec 81 yards 1 TD
59 yard punt ret TD

My stats

5/14 for 51 yards and an interception
13 carries for 94 yards and a lost fumble

Last time I put on pads

We lost 49-0

[James Poland @JamesPoland12]

@MaseDenver

[James Poland @JamesPoland12]

@BreatheLesss @dyingscribe Have you read any Robin Hobb? She has beautiful prose.

[James Poland @JamesPoland12]

@Nate_Tice this made me feel real, physical pain

[James Poland @JamesPoland12]

@keyanasapp @ryanadrift

[James Poland @JamesPoland12]

@Hogdale_ 2/2 and it's only been 2 games. Denver turned the Bills over 5 times last week.

Either way, good luck to you. Hope it's a good one.

[James Poland @JamesPoland12]

@Hogdale_ Couple of rebuttals.
1. Hard to believe Maye has his best playoff performance in Mile High. Environment will be rabid.

2. How do they score? It will be a combination Sean Payton's devil magic playbook and TURNOVERS. Maye has the most fumbles in the playoffs in 40 years. 1/2

[James Poland @JamesPoland12]

@ItsPlayful_ Then bet it, coward. You can get it at +320

[James Poland @JamesPoland12]

@AllbrightNFL @PaytonNixEra @CameronParkerPO Bummer