Jim Patton

Writer/Director on Tosh.0. Former guinness world record holder. One time guest on NPR's Talk of the Nation. WGA/DGA

[Country Club Adjacent @ccapodcast]

Shock Collar Golf. ⚡️ Highly do not recommend 😂 Match out now on our YT!!

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@CauthenMusic just dealt a death blow to AI. @TheBiggIdea

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If you're not already slathered in Christmas spirit, this album by @eddiegossling will do the trick. https://t.co/981VOHsBEF

My wife works in music, and while she refused to officially endorse it, she laughed a lot and never told me to turn it off, so you know it's good!

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@ders808 @UncleBlazer I heard this and thought of you guys.

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I've suspected this since I was a child, but now it's official: Optimus Prime hates edging.

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I've suspected this since I was a child, but now it's official: Optimus Prime hates edging.

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Huge news. I just sold a pitch(in the room) for a sequel to @Banshees_Movie. I'm not allowed(per my NDA) to discuss plot details, but here's the poster.

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RIP Ron. Set, but never forget.

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[Golf Channel @GolfChannel]

It took twelve years and over 1500 hours of footage to bring you this rare peak into the world of the 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙤𝙣 𝙂𝙤𝙡𝙛𝙚𝙧. Watch the 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐟 doc FREE and then tag your friends so they can watch it too! 🌎 @ConorSketches

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@pelotalkpod I finished with an output of 452 kj. Nobody is beating Pattmania.

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@irwinhandleman @joeborden I feel bad for DC.

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I RENOUNCE MY WISH! #ww84

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@FernetOnTheRock @netw3rk I just want to know who the dog is so I can give him a treat.

[daniel tosh @danieltosh]

the super sad #tosh premiere we shot back in march before the world went to shit airs tomorrow. you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll see pictures of your dead dogs. enjoy what many are calling tv’s most emotional moment ever. #seasonofmourning #castroisdead https://t.co/K5mSgH08ff

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@joeborden I'll let my MIL know.

[Ricky Carmona @RickyCarmona]

BUTT CHEEKS!

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@mycobrian We did it!

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@onepeloton rejected my pitches for new ways to put televisions on gym equipment. The ball is in your court, @NordicTrack

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Don’t talk to me about how much you love Christmas music if you don’t own this banger.

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@TheNickGeorge @Softcore_Gamers #wrongsideofhistory

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Loving all these hot takes on how the mission must not be impossible. Keep ‘em coming! #MissionImpossible6