@FoxNews Rand Paul: I have all the Documents! There is nothing about China!
Fauci: Eastern Continent.
Rand Paul: I want the China Documents and 5G Nanobots powered by Space Lasers!
Fauci: There are None.
Rand Paul: ARE YOU SAYING IM CRAZY?
Fauci: Yes.
@tedcruz Democrats: COVID is a virus
Republicans: Covid is a 5G Nanobot mind control drug that turns you into refrigerator magnets that can be treated with antimalarial drugs.
I wonder which one sounds insane?
@tedcruz You are thinking of Josh Howley - they look similar but are very different people. One caused an insurrection and sedition and helped lead the attack in the U.S Capital.
The other is Texas next governor.
https://t.co/XMYLfaUqQ3
@tedcruz Oil Companies have 9 MILLION Acres of unused land to tap for oil.
But you have to forgive Ted - he is what you call a Grade-A Moron. He has an official title and everything.
@tedcruz Democratic Counties have millions of people.
You don't count that overnight.
GOP wants to cheat in fact 2020 election had more than 200 cases of election fraud committed by GOP.
150 Cases in Texas Alone by Ted's Friends.
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@elonmusk No point trying to save face.
Just be honest. The only reason you want Republicians in office is to give you Tax break and Subsidies. Just go out and say it.
"Look Republicans will give me Billions in free Subsidies and Tax Breaks. So please help me make more billions"
@oberst10951090 @tedcruz The purpose of those was to limit the spread to give scientists enough time to find a solution. The problem was people refused to listen and kept it constantly spread.
Lockdowns would have ended much sooner if people just listened. Ironically the people who complained, delayed
@oberst10951090 @tedcruz No harm, lives were saved.
There were poorly educated people when Small Pox came out. Hated the idea of vaccines. Thanks to smart people Small Pox no longer an issue.
So there will always be poorly educated.
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@elonmusk Voting for Republicans is like voting for Insanity.
Republicans' answer to school shootings is sending parents DNA kits to help identify their dead kids if they get shot in the future.
Want to save a life? Vote Democrat.
https://t.co/5kB1taHrko
@bigxboxfan18 @davramdavram An Excerpt from the future:
"Dumbest people humanity has ever seen - we are shocked these people survived this long. Honestly thought they would die in a car accident thinking the Red Hand Sign was Communist and ignored it to walk into oncoming traffic"
@tedcruz Fact Check:
Oil Companies own 9.9 MILLION ACRES of unused land. They can first drill on the land they leased before asking for more.
If your child had half a plate of uneaten food and asked for more, would you give them more? Of course not.
Should you trust Ted? Hard No.
@oberst10951090 @tedcruz Wasn't really hysteria - it resulted in a lot of ICU hospitalizations. Also George Floyd wasn't the only person who choked to death. Before him was Eric Garner.
Key words being Choked to Death.
@trott1073 @MeidasTouch There already is - ironically the case has been brought on religious grounds by both the Satanic Church and Jewish something. Something with the Letter C can't remember off the top of my head.
Ya 2 Religious institutions are suing for the right of abortion.
@tedcruz Honestly, we need to enforce Darwinism.
Let's promote Faith Healing and let GOP be afraid of hospitals.
The problem should sort itself out in a few years.
Remember GOP - drink magic miracle solution for all your ailments! GOP approved! Made of all-natural industrial cleaner!