James Robertson

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

If you get his number pls invite him to Crouchfest 😂😭😂😭

[James Robertson @JamesRobertson_]

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[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

Top Boy. The Final Chapter. 7 September.

[No Context Sykes @NoContextSykes]

The greatest thing on the internet 😂

[Ben Hemsley @benhemsley]

OMG MAN I LOVE YOU ALL 😭❤️

[Josh Taylor @JoshTaylorBoxer]

The balenciaga’s of the late 90’s early 00’s!! Who remembers these bad boys ? 😆👌🏼

[James Robertson @JamesRobertson_]

Right in the shnoz 😂

[James Robertson @JamesRobertson_]

#NewProfilePic

[James Robertson @JamesRobertson_]

Crackpots 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

[James Robertson @JamesRobertson_]

@Real_C_Wilson If it’s not open here by then take the huge journey to Haddington mate there is 1 open there 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

[Steve Moore @moorey71]

If you go into cardiac arrest, without a defibrillator, you have a 7% chance of survival. If a defibrillator is on the patient within 3 mins, the chances of survival is over 70%.
Every school, university, workplace, recreational place should have one. They should be everywhere.

[James Robertson @JamesRobertson_]

@theteapotturner Me too.. until i seen the boys whole ear was bitten off 🤢🤮🤢🤮

[Enzo Maccarinelli 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇮🇹 @theRealEnzoMac]

Snipers nightmare 😂😂😂😂

[Kai Humphries @kaihumphries]

Tottenham joining a European super league is like Bananaman getting called up as an Avenger

[James Robertson @JamesRobertson_]

Nope

[Jeremy Vine & Daytime on 5 @JeremyVineOn5]

Should we relax the 30-people limit for Prince Philip's funeral?

Around 800 people were expected to be on the invite list, but government guidelines mean that his funeral will be restricted to 30 attendees. Given he was our monarch's husband, should we make an exception?

[Open Goal @opengoalsport]

5 minutes into pubs reopening on the 21st of June:

[Decent Patter @decentpatter]

🤣🤣🤣

[James Robertson @JamesRobertson_]

@allanwalker86 About time your mrs done it to you 👩🏻‍🦲

[Disclosure @disclosure]

“House Music is the WORST!” 😑