James Roderick Burns

Reader @pshares | Co/Tanka ed | short fiction, poetry | Soc Authors, Edinburgh | Latest: Walking Home and Squashing Snails (⚡fiction)

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Squeaky Climbers

[Rat @RatInControl]

give these two rats a name 😅

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Butterstinker!

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Love this cat

[🍀Louie Kerr 🇮🇪💚 @LouieKerr8]

😂

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@Shawan4Freedom See sign; turn round and leave; bad mouth at every opportunity for the rest of time

[Richard Murphy @RichardJMurphy]

Why did the BBC describe rioters in Southampton last night as ‘protestors’. They weren’t protestors, they were rioters. Where has the BBC's objectivity gone? Why can't they tell the truth?

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Fun fact: Jeff Bezos has been paying a $1,000 monthly fine for years because the hedge around his Beverly Hills estate is taller than city regulations allow.

He’s worth over $200 billion. He generates roughly $300 every second.

The fine is $12,000 a year. He makes that in 40 seconds.

So the hedge stays.

Because for some people, the law isn’t a rule. It’s just a bill they can afford.

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@BuggerTits1 😆

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Delicate thuds and meaty ripples

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@BuggerTits1 @rachelreeves 😁

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@warthogtwting No honey badgers monstering around?

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@TheaLanden U swear good, tho, which is a start

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@BuggerTits1 The smell of a scotch egg fart through the gusset of a pair of polyester slacks, to paraphrase Stewart Lee

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@BuggerTits1 @rachelreeves Not well-fired, then 😆

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@MrsFlowers007 😁

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@MrsFlowers007 Purdy!

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@fluoridevictim Beautifully tamed 😊

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@DanNEO_SS Completely froot-loops!

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@gillian3545 Shame ☹️

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WUT 😆

[In Otter News.... @In_Otter_News2]

This is not news?

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@TheMeldrew @AndreaAndreamax Thick as pigshit grifters: ASSemble

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@BuggerTits1 @rachelreeves Storries of Scotland - morning rolls to the stars