James Roderick Burns

Reader, @pshares | Co/Tanka ed, | short fiction/poetry | Soc of Authors, Edinburgh | Latest: Walking Home & Squashing Snails (⚡fic)

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"You know, Denise, we really don't need the heat on ..."

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@gillian3545 Nice

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"You know, Denise, we really don't need the heat on ..."

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@AuntSassyAss Because he doesn't give a shit about anyone other than himself?

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@gillian3545 👍 hope it's a nice long rest 😁

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@gillian3545 😊

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@BuggerTits1 Oh yeah, Gertrude

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@VirginiaOPossum Did U poop in the radishes?

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@PlantRobinson Handsome, mind

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@AuntSassyAss 🤢

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@PaulSchleifer *and that was after a masters, PhD and five years' university teaching

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@PaulSchleifer Took me 22 years of hard graft to get to 62k in the civil service.

He needs a smack

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@AwfulLotOfEagle U BROOT

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@BerisfordRon He and his army of simple-sentence spewing minions

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@Gill490413 😁

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@Normanjam67 Ham-fisted!

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@LouiseWeebe 😁

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@OctoberFerguson 🎶 the circle of shite 😆

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