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BREAKING: "Little" Marco Rubio SNAPS after Congresswoman Sara Jacobs mocked him for wearing too big shoes that Trump gave him: "They fit fine!"

If you hear a squeak in the halls of D.C. it might be Marco's clown shoes approaching...

"I have one last question for you. Mr. Secretary, who won the 2020 presidential election?" Jacobs asked Rubio during a hearing.

"I'm not here to answer ques— Talking about 2020... This is a Foreign Affairs Committee," said Rubio, ever the coward. He knows that if he rejects Trump's election lies, he loses the MAGA base. If he embraces them, he loses independents and his hopes of winning the presidency in 2028.

"Okay, great. You can't answer the question, even though we all know that President Biden won," said Jacobs.

"No I don't answer the question because as Secretary of State, I do not participate in domestic political issues," whined Rubio.

"This is not about domestic political issues. This is about our democracy," said Jacobs.

"You're asking me to opine— Just like I don't do campaign rallies," said Rubio. "I don't do because as Secretary of State, we're not supposed to. That's been a long tradition of the department. And you should know that if you've been on this committee for any period of time."

"Mr. Secretary, it seems like you have an issue admitting facts," the congresswoman said bluntly. "You can't say that the President lost the 2020 election, just like you won't admit President Trump is losing this reckless war of choice and just like you couldn't admit that the shoes the President bought you were too big."

In March, The Wall Street Journal discovered that Trump is obsessed with giving out $145 Florsheim Oxfords to members of his Cabinet.

“It’s hysterical because everybody’s afraid not to wear them,” one White House official revealed.

Before gifting a pair to Rubio, Trump told him that he had "shitty shoes." He then asked for his shoe size and had a pair ordered. But the shoes were too small. Either Trump misordered or Rubio was inflating his size (at approximately 5 foot 9 he claims to wear 11.5 shoes). In any case, photos began popping up of Rubio wearing shoes that clearly didn't fit him, with a massive amount of space between his heel and the back of the shoe.

It's the perfect distillation of his tenure as Secretary of State. Even when things are going horribly wrong, he's terrified of upsetting Trump so he just keeps his mouth shut tight.

"You clearly don't know what winning means. Not because the facts are unclear to you. It's because telling the truth would cost you your job," Congresswoman Jacobs continued in the hearing. "The American people are entitled to a Secretary of State who tells them the truth, even when the President doesn't want to hear it. And my constituents, our service members, deserve better. Mr. Chairman, I yield back."

"I don't know what shoes she's talking about," insisted a visibly upset Rubio. "What is she talking about?"

"I don't know," said Republican Chair Brian Mast, with a huge smirk on his face. "Representative Burchett, you're recognized."

"Thank you, Mr. Chairman," said Tim Burchett. "If you'd like to answer any of that, I'll give you a minute."

"Yeah, I don't know about the shoes. I mean, he gave me some Florsheim shoes," said a flustered Rubio. "They're actually pretty good. They fit fine! I don't— I don't know what she's talking about. Maybe that's what she's referring to?"

He knew exactly what she was referring to. A man as vain and career-obsessed as Rubio consumes every piece of media that covers him. There's simply no way that he missed the Journal's reporting or the countless think pieces that it spawned.

"Your shoes look very nice today, Mr. Secretary," trolled Jacobs.

"How can you see them? They're way down here," said Rubio, licking his chops, trying to play it cool but clearly fuming. "We're talking about shoes. Are you guys kidding me!? I mean, is this the Foreign Affairs Committee or is this like a circus? What is this?"

The hearing was in fact a circus but not because of Congresswoman Jacobs. Rubio refused to answer any of the difficult, substantive questions posed to him. The shoe jab was not some irrelevant gotcha point. It drives at the heart of Rubio's failing as Secretary of State. He's a spineless suit who will always choose the path of least resistance if he thinks it will advantage his career.

This exchange struck a nerve because in addition to being a thoroughly evil man — which Rubio is, as evinced by his bloodthirsty approach towards Iran and Cuba — he's a deeply insecure one.

Little Marco has a Napoleon complex, but at least Napoleon won wars.

Please ❤️ and share if you would NEVER vote for Marco Rubio!

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