James Samual

Perhaps somewhere between a womanizer and a gentlemen. I tweet mostly notes to myself.

[James Samual @JamesSam07]

Refuse to compete with anyone in their game. Be your own game, and this applies to everything in life. Watch from the outside in, not because you are better than anyone, simply because you are aware, and have a bit of understanding and integrity on what truly makes you confident.

[James Samual @JamesSam07]

Happy erection day folks! 🇺🇸

[James Samual @JamesSam07]

I was sucha drunk little worm last night

[James Samual @JamesSam07]

Rainy wknd = worming all wknd

U don’t even know bro

[James Samual @JamesSam07]

Ever since I was a little boy I always wanted to take PTO.

[James Samual @JamesSam07]

No longer interested in student loan forgiveness.

I now seek student loan revenge

[James Samual @JamesSam07]

When the xannys be hitting lmao

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Barack Obama was the worst present ever. It has nothing to with race either. Don’t try that . They. Brian wash yall into thinking everything is about race . We all ONE RACE THE CHRISTIAN RACE WE ALL BLEED THE SAME THIS WHOLE THING IS TRYING TO DIVIDE . In other country’s it

[James Samual @JamesSam07]

Except those with weird ass creepy vibes

[James Samual @JamesSam07]

Everyone is hot and beautiful in their own way

[James Samual @JamesSam07]

Would my boss still employ me if I was a worm 🥺

[Robert Greene @RobertGreene]

You want to embrace negative experiences, limitations, and even pain as the perfect means of building your skill levels and sharpening your sense of purpose.

[James Samual @JamesSam07]

If I buy you a rotisserie chicken, you know it’s real

[James Samual @JamesSam07]

It’s one of those rainy nights where I think about going HAM on a rotisserie chicken all to myself

[James Samual @JamesSam07]

Shampoo implies the existence of shampiss

[James Samual @JamesSam07]

Wassup sluts I haven’t been back on here in a hot min.

[James Samual @JamesSam07]

If I save up like $30k I can finally move into a shed in Maryland 🙃

[James Samual @JamesSam07]

I’m here for a Good Friday not a long Friday

[James Samual @JamesSam07]

I hope it’s anal

[Entertainment Tonight @etnow]

Travis Kelce is planning something "special" for Taylor Swift as the pair get ready to spend Valentine's Day together.

A source tells ET, "Travis is focused on Valentine’s Day and wants to do something fun and special for Taylor."

[James Samual @JamesSam07]

The best thing to happen to me in 2023 was my father’s funeral and telling my family how much of a cunt they are.

I feel so blessed 😇

[James Samual @JamesSam07]

Like omg why is it called a snow MAN?!
I am so furious like omg why can’t it be a snow WOMAN? Or SNOW GENDER NEUTRAL like omg

[James Samual @JamesSam07]

Going through a slut phase and then becoming religious is gaslighting yourself 😂