James Knobloch

The average Rotten Tomato score of my favorite movies is 18%.

[James Knobloch @JamesSaysHey]

I guarantee that the average @RottenTomatoes score of my favorite movies is lower than yours.

[James Knobloch @JamesSaysHey]

Wemby is the
Caitlin Clark
of the NBA.
(Derogatory.)
#NBAfinals

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The crowd booed trump louder than the spurs starting lineup. God I ❤️ NYC.
#KnicksIn4 #nbafinals

[James Knobloch @JamesSaysHey]

Idk how many cities, countries, jobs, serendipitous chance encounters, movies, random texts, kids, projects, etc. it’s been since BTR circa 2011(?), but the smiles remain (mostly) the same and it still refills my lil heart when stars align for our paths to cross, my friend!

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Are we not gonna talk about @sashacolby looking like @mileycyrus (complimentary) on the Pit Stop? @RuPaulsDragRace #dragraceallstars #rpdr

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@alexaldente (Nonderogatory)

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@alexaldente That part.

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And here I was thinking @Lacoste 1. made high-quality products and 2. would have decent customer service that stood behind their products. My mistake. Apparently the metal hardware just snapping in half is considered "normal wear and tear" lol.

[James Knobloch @JamesSaysHey]

@justsomegymfan You know how I know? Because this really good vault in the video wasn’t even one of the good ones lmao.

[James Knobloch @JamesSaysHey]

Best. Monday. Ever.

What’s better than a random free benefit P¡nk concert on a Monday night, you ask? Having said concert a block from your apartment.

Seriously, though, this woman is a superhuman talent and always puts on an incredible show.

[James Knobloch @JamesSaysHey]

Just had a Lisa Ann Walter sighting and played it cool.

Please clap.

(Yes, she looked fabulous.)

[James Knobloch @JamesSaysHey]

@JonathanDensa We’re lucky we even got the 1.

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@newyorkcityfc Our ability to shit the bed needs to be studied.

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@TheGymQuinn @espn Yea, this isn’t it lol.

[London 2012 @justsomegymfan]

LSU was still the only team to finish the season Top 3 on every event, by the way. 🙂‍↕️

Number one in attendance again isn’t too shabby either.

[BLUE BALLS NYCFC @BlueBallsPod]

if soccer games were 85mins long we’d win the shield

[James Knobloch @JamesSaysHey]

@BlueBallsPod @NYCFCCityBoys Our ability to shit the bed with a lead needs to be studied.

[James Knobloch @JamesSaysHey]

…now get D-D in that locker room ASAP. Like, I’m so sorry, my love, but you are officially out of retirement for the next 48 hours.

[LSU Gymnastics @LSUgym]

For the 11th time in school history, LSU is headed to the NCAA finals!

[Southeastern Conference @SEC]

GEAUXING TO THE FINALS 👑

Securing their spot with a Semifinal score of 197.4375!

@LSUgym x #NCAAgym

[ESPN @espn]

"Are you kidding me?!" 🗣️

Another stuck vault for Kailin Chio 💥

[NCAA Women’s Gymnastics @NCAA_Gymnastics]

DOIN' IT FOR THE 👢

Kailin Chio with a rock solid 9.9625 on floor!!

#NCAAGYM x 🎥 ESPN2 / @LSUgym