Jam

Alcohol the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

[Jam @JamesShinfield]

@CaBoldon Top signing I heard he has a great record in penalty shootouts!

[Michael Kiwanuka @michaelkiwanuka]

Birmingham was 🔥🔥

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

No trash-talking at all for #JoshuaRuizJr2. Shame.

Looks like the golden era of smack-talk is over.

[Loyle @LoyleCarner]

Man, me and my guys have worked endlessly for 7 years straight. Last night we realised a small part of a dream we’ve had since we dropped our first tape. Love to everyone in front and behind the stage. I’ll never forget it, and promise to go forth with these words in my hand.

[Jimmy Neesham @JimmyNeesh]

I think that just about covers it.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

1st August:
The FA fine Millwall £10,000 for supporters’ racist chanting.

5th September:
The FA fine Huddersfield Town £50,000 for wearing a fake shirt in a pre-season friendly.

[Specsavers @Specsavers]

We can confirm we will offer Jack Leach free glasses for life

[Michael Kiwanuka @michaelkiwanuka]

Me and @TomMisch have a new song. It’s out on Tuesday. https://t.co/ozdZWusukZ 🙌🏿🙌🏿

[Phil Wang // Insta: @wangpix @PhilNWang]

Brexit is going to be the fyre festival isn’t it

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

'How many have you had tonight lads?'

'Just a couple in the local then came here.'

'You been taking drugs?'

'No.'

'And what about your mate?'

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

All eyes on Liverpool v Man Utd now. Who makes your combined team?

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Fleetwood and Walsall are trending. It's 0-0 after 20 minutes. What is wrong with people?

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Waking up to the news that Mo Salah won goal of the season for his strike against Everton. It's like Brexit and Trump all over again. The general public cannot be trusted.

[Wolf Alice @wolfalicemusic]

Let me leave u with this - Theo's mum walking in to a random pub when she realised Wolf alice had won the fucking mercs loooool

[Jam @JamesShinfield]

@FootballVines @JakeCoren sure you'd appreciate this!

[Jam @JamesShinfield]

Drunk me had a Tesco meal deal for dinner last night, saved myself a red bull for this morning, finding solace after last night! #PraiseDrunkJam

[Jam @JamesShinfield]

@_AndyHa @MattHaywood0 @JakeCoren

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Willo Flood quits Dunfermline 9 days after joining.

His face at his unveiling was probably a sign he wasn't that into it.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

I was getting read to make fun of Ronaldo's free-kick preparation when he did that.

That's why he's one of the best of his generation, and I'm... well, I'm probably one of the best of my generation in my field too, tbh.

Let's just agree, we're both tremendous professionals.