James Starre

94% sarcastic. 8% serious. Political podcast where you do the podcast and I listen. You can tell me stories too. Left of AOC. RBG lover. @yhfboxernine instagram

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@AJemaineClement Maybe we can lay on the border and create a human chain to cover the border so not one immigrant gets past....without a hug.

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4. @jimmykimmel is presenting Jim Halpert (fake) #pamandjim and Jon Krasinski “real” with “real” divorce papers from Emily Blunt in hopes this will end the holiday “pranks”. Halpert was quoted in People as saying, “Now, I can finally move on with my career.” #RIPJK #H40BDKraski

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3. #EmilyBlunt was quoted this week on @TheEllenShow as saying "Meeting John really changed my life. When I feel the support that I have from him, I feel” invisible. #pooremilyblunt

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2. #HappyBirthdayKrasinski only appeared in 199 of 201 episodes of #TheOffice. Leaving cast mates to despise him. In “Mafia” he literally phoned in the performance and in “The Banker” he only appears in rehashed footage. #moviediva

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4 Fun facts for @johnkrasinski #H40BDJK
1. #TheOffice left John permanently disfigured with RSF. Resting Smirk Face

#HappyBirthday

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Adam Silver just got the flu in China? I heard Rodman is willing to play Pippen role and has Asia experience
#DarylMorey

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Ideas for moms future video series

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Cone Tone

#Browns #SundayFunday
#ilovemom #MCFC
#jazzercise #BrexitChaos
#conercise
#morningmotivation #funnyvideos #funnymoms #viral #viralvideos #workoutfails #gym #homegym #workoutmotivation #workoutideas #daredevil #rad #bmx #stevo #snowboarding #skydiving

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Broadway Joe Namath to be added to #Jets active roster at halftime. Folkin hang in there #Folk! Joes 75+!
#BrownsVsJets #MNF #GoBrowns

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The Jets Kickers graphic was a shameless Mel Brooks rip off.
#MondayNightFootball #BrownsVsJets

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King Herrod could have expedited his search for King of the Jews had he just looked for a white baby in the Middle East in AD 1.
#bible #antisemitism #JesusIsLord #ItsUnlikelyJesusIsLord

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My infectious disease doctor just said I am very sarcastic.

Finally, a proper diagnosis.
#ClevelandClinic #CHF #LVAD #DonateLife

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@ManCity Get a goal line Walker/Stones clearance against Liverpool and join the club

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@ArmCherries @Jaded_Superman This is just upsetting and factually incorrect. Listen and comment. Be constructive.

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I would like to move from the day to day minutia into retired Dread Pirate Roberts mode. Need a swashbuckler with some leadership potential to keep the kickbacks coming. Serious inquiries only.
#PrincessBride

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@ArmCherries It would be a shame to miss a very constructive in depth conversation. You can’t know the whole story until you hear the whole story.

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@ArmCherries So you haven’t listened to it and have no context. They discuss at length and nothing is glossy over. It’s basically half the show.

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Stones: You do any impressions?
Walker: Hold my beer
#KyleWalker #KyleStones #CTID

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Kyle Walker denies Mohamed Salah with an INCREDIBLE goal-line clearance! 😱

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A friend told me today to be less sarcastic. I said I would.
#HappyHumpDay

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This seems...big. Thanks to Republican Ken Buck for getting this on the record:

Buck: "Could you charge the president with a crime after he left office?"

Robert Mueller: "Yes"

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Catman should follow Batman rules:
Wear your cape
Keep catmobile safe
#ThisisCLE #catman #CPD