James Stelling

Musician, cynic, pessimistic optimist, jovial grump.

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This is my transcription of #JohnMayer’s ‘Helpless’ guitar solo. I’ve provided audio & the Guitar Pro File for you to download so that you can slow it down or repeat any phrase that you’re working on.
https://t.co/Scnw3i7aFR

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Watching BBC's Inside Amazon. Not cool @amazon you turds.

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@ChaelSonnen better beat Tito within the allotted time limit, else Tito flings his head forward & his nose lips & ears come off & you lose.

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@HulkHogan Watcha gonna do when my custardy pants, tash, boots and haircut run wild on you?
Be sick probably.
#AskHulk

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@HulkHogan I am a real Custodian. Custardy pants, Custodian. I am real Custodian. Fight for your rights - Custardy pants, Bogan. #AskHulk

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@HulkHogan Bogan, how much custard does it take to get your tash that yellow? Do you by it in Bulk... Bogan?
#AskHulk

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I've just posted my first lesson on blues licks on my new website. Check it out if you're interested http://t.co/Wdhh0fV6c0

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@kennyflorian only if you could just do the one push-up before.

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@misterbyrne if he's dancing he must be on the mend.

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@BC_band ice cream for cats?

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@themichaelowen depends how you want to play the game & how you want to be remembered I suppose.

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Not sure what twitter's for really. The US seems to love it but over here not so much. Anyone know of any twitter benefits I may be missing?

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@TiernanG @SarahGraceMusic @timmyrickard always a pleasure guys.

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@tommyludgate well fashion's weird isn't it ; )

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@misterbyrne I like Pearson, hope he does well. It looks like it'll be a cracker.

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@misterbyrne pretty much the same. Reckon big Nog might do it though. I hope Forrest wins.

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@misterbyrne most definitely. What are your picks?

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@BettyLudgate you're welcome. How you doing anyway? Haven't seen you for ages?

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@madflavor love it. Keep em coming.

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@BettyLudgate you can try Denmark St off Charing Cross Rd there are loads there. Andertons do good deals though and you can buy online.