Capt.James Tea Cook

Legendary 🌈 Vegan Pirate🦜🏴‍☠️⚓️ Children's entertainer kids parties #5aday #health cookery classes/workshops, kitchen science primary school talks 🍅 🥕🍌🥦

[Capt.James Tea Cook @JamesTeaCook]

Robin Bird is going insanely viral on TikTok for no reason at all.

People are making tons of edits about it and just glazing it for no reason.

It's just like the footballer Tim Payne all over again who went 1M and was made famous just for the memes

https://t.co/IvX30Ufth1

[Capt.James Tea Cook @JamesTeaCook]

Spacex give us a new term for the company like neet

Builders, literally they say they are builders, like solana but on spacex

Genny narra

https://t.co/DT52a8BKDu

[Capt.James Tea Cook @JamesTeaCook]

The duck in pain's only wish is for noone to loose on his coin since its on USDC.

SOLS GOING TO ZERO, Shits mega turbo nuking on our heads and all of our ports are bleeding.

Just a duck in pain thinking of stabling the bottom and swap to usdc.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Solana projected to crash below $70 this month.

60% chance. https://t.co/HlDESw5y2Y

[Capt.James Tea Cook @JamesTeaCook]

@tryfomo literally have a cult

It is there PFP

It is the eye cult

This is so free

Even the ceo of Fomo uses it

[Capt.James Tea Cook @JamesTeaCook]

MEME TRENCHERS

CLARITY Act is being pushed.

Clear rules = more money in crypto.

More money = memes send. 🚀

Liquidity coming. Normies coming.
Trenches about to heat up.

Stay early. Stay loud. 🔥

https://t.co/WgIiIcahzq

[Capt.James Tea Cook @JamesTeaCook]

whole chains fucking gambling against mayhem bot no one is even trading normal coins why dont we just send a meme version of mayhem

theres even a trending for it:

https://t.co/s2uq2EikTd

[Capt.James Tea Cook @JamesTeaCook]

Its Crazy. Who wanna join me for pay dex?

[Capt.James Tea Cook @JamesTeaCook]

today is National pokemon day and every big account is going to post about it.

So it is the best time to trade memecards, the holy grail of pokemon trading cards.

https://t.co/jKYhVRvmUh

https://t.co/avEkiCauRM

[Capt.James Tea Cook @JamesTeaCook]

The $GORK Story

[Capt.James Tea Cook @JamesTeaCook]

Everyone is always talking about "Crime" and how they will crime x coin...

Why don't we ever send a coin based on morality...

Well here it is now $Legal coin. A coin based on trust and belief in the good of humanity.

Community: https://t.co/jLmpaacx6t

[Capt.James Tea Cook @JamesTeaCook]

We are being criminalized again dudes.

[ZachXBT @zachxbt]

NEW: Major investigation dropping February 26 on one of crypto’s most profitable businesses where multiple employees abused internal data to insider trade over a prolonged period of time.

[Capt.James Tea Cook @JamesTeaCook]

I just found the ikea shark doll spinning on escalator going viral on X.

https://t.co/xwjdv3AU0n

It's super funny and memeable.

[Capt.James Tea Cook @JamesTeaCook]

Bots are everywhere.

We have been trading bots the whole week.

And everything is LARP.

Remember that times wen cute dog without any utility or tek was hitting 200m MC.

So it's just a $dog in a world full of bots.

[Capt.James Tea Cook @JamesTeaCook]

Nah there's a memecoin clip in brooklyn nine-nine about the rock coin.

[Capt.James Tea Cook @JamesTeaCook]

Meet $Nikki the dog wif toy.

Just read her story.

"After her owner left this world, a little dog was left alone on the streets of Detroit. He had no leash, he had no house, and I didn't understand what had happened either."

Xpost: https://t.co/LraiQWNyDM

Facebook: https://t.co/1qpUjc365V

Proof of name: https://t.co/v8MFpCJ3wI

Community: https://t.co/a4qLgfpCtf

[Tweets of Dogs @TweeetsOfDogs]

After her owner left this world, a little dog was left alone on the streets of Detroit. He had no leash, he had no house, and I didn't understand what had happened either. The only thing he didn't let go was an old teddy bear he always carried in his mouth, as if it were the last thing he had left from his previous life.
With that teddy I walked the same streets every day. She slept cuddled up to him, covered him up when it rained and wouldn't let anyone take him away. Neighbors started to recognize her for it. She always went with her stuffed animal, no matter how cold or tired she was.
Upon seeing the situation, a rescue team was notified. It wasn't easy. It took several days to gain her trust, but when they finally managed to help her, the teddy stayed with her, tightly held between her teeth.
She is safe, cared for and accompanied today. Her inseparable friend stays with her, as she waits for a new family and another chance at rehoming.

[Capt.James Tea Cook @JamesTeaCook]

You say it every f*cking day.

When you ape at 10k and sell at 20-30 it always goes to millions and you staying sidelined.

Every day you lose 100x or 1000x and thinking

"too early could’ve held" this is the $tech

Comm: https://t.co/foAqas3p5p

[Capt.James Tea Cook @JamesTeaCook]

THE ENTIRE META IS JUST CLAV'S LANGUAGE Maxxing, Mogging, Cortisol Spike, bone smashing, and all the other words he's made super famous

Pump posted an article earlier under the coin "Maxxing" They called all of these terms/slang "Clav Speak"

Pump literally gave us the name for this entire meta and all of these words.

This is such an obvious runner

https://t.co/QA4sleDHYg

[David Sacks @DavidSacks]

Don’t confuse your cortisol spike for the end of Clav speak

[Capt.James Tea Cook @JamesTeaCook]

Today is national cat day in Japan and we need a simple runner.

we have been running all kinds of tiktok and famous X cats but never just a cat.

this is the perfect cook, just a cat - representing all cats on national cat day.

Community: https://t.co/wj7dJ9neBy

https://t.co/Uw8UEEudof