Danhausen's curse record is becoming absurd. 😂
- Dominik Mysterio got cursed... lost the IC Title.
- The Miz got cursed.... suffered months of losses, pyro failures, equipment malfunctions, and nonstop bad luck.
- Kit Wilson got cursed... lost to Danhausen, lost to Jelly Roll.
- The Cleveland Cavaliers got cursed..... eliminated from the playoffs.
- The Carolina Hurricanes got cursed... blew a chance to tie the Stanley Cup Final and lost in double overtime.
Meanwhile, Danhausen "uncursed" the Knicks and they went on a playoff run.
The wrestling curses are one thing because they're part of the show... but the sports teams getting cursed and then immediately falling apart is starting to make me believe this man might actually have powers. 😂
Happy birthday to the @undertaker! Yes, you burned down the family home, encased my real father, Paul Bearer, in concrete, and set me on fire...a couple of times...but otherwise you're the best big brother anyone could ever hope for!
JUST IN: Afroman drops a banger before the lawsuit against him goes to court Monday in Adams County, Ohio.
Afroman just released “Batteram Hymns of the Police Whistle Blower” a day before the lawsuit heads to court.
Adams County sheriffs are suing Joseph Foreman for defamation, invasion of privacy, and intentional infliction of emotional distress for featuring them in his music videos from the night they raided and vandalized his house and allegedly stole $400.
In the new song and video, he calls the deputies out by name, packed with videos photos from the raid and some AI to make it comical.
Pretty ballsy.
THE DINOSAURS, a new documentary series narrated by Morgan Freeman, is now playing.
From executive producer Steven Spielberg, Amblin Entertainment, and the award-winning team behind Life on Our Planet.