JamesTor

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Is your girlfriend a Chinese spy? Know the signs!

[JamesTor @JamesTor9]

@itsmylastname @integrity_to @LCBO votes for Ford and for Carney

[Pavel Durov @durov]

Unfair that CEOs who aren’t into Asian girls get fewer dating options from spy agencies.

Where are the French/Russian/Iranian honeypots? Not one spy girl sent my way. Are they even trying?

France is excused — their decision-makers aren’t into girls. Everyone else: try harder!

[JamesTor @JamesTor9]

@disclosetv Greta is going to be sad

[JamesTor @JamesTor9]

@cselley after the OSAP scandal, there is a lot less of the public purse to protect

and, despite his rhetoric, Ford has rarely shown any concern about protecting the public purse

[Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱 @ryangerritsen]

If you haven’t heard this it’s an excellent 7 minutes worth listening too of MP Richard Bragdon regarding our Government’s endless grand proclamations & announcements which ultimately produce zero results for Canadians.

[JamesTor @JamesTor9]

@cbcwatcher gone until end of November... he's got all sorts of galas and international Karening conventions and meetings with dictators to have "deep discussions" and give out warnings about what "Cdns expect" etc

[Vesper @vesperdigital]

Finally figured out how climate change works. I was so wrong!

You just pay politicians money, and then they save the world by fixing, solar flares, the clouds, lunar tides, the earth's orbital axis, the ozone layer.

I was so naive, all it took was paying politicians.

[JamesTor @JamesTor9]

@Women___Exist no objectivity is no longer a value of the Cdn courts

[Michael Geist @mgeist]

Word salad. Honest answer: government promised $1B in new money, ignored warnings, and got a law that generated nothing but trade friction. So they reversed the CRTC ruling, made up the $600M, and are now stuck paying far more than streamers with no policy
https://t.co/N9XufiJgzb

[JamesTor @JamesTor9]

@PolitlcsUK the Devil makes work for idle hands

[JamesTor @JamesTor9]

@Benleo yes

[JamesTor @JamesTor9]

@cbcwatcher "Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing." --Shakespeare

[GBR @GayBearRes]

Grok is a fucking assassin

[JamesTor @JamesTor9]

@GayBearRes there is always a tweet

[JamesTor @JamesTor9]

@HillelNeuer @AnitaAnandMP @nationalpost she will be busy flying the World with Carney until the end of November to have "deep discussions" with dictators

[Banana King @BananaKingonX]

No Mark... that's not betrayal.

Betrayal is:

1. campaigning as the guy who can "handle" Trump and secure a deal... but refusing to do so because it benefits you politically.

2. Selling out Canada's assets and infrastructure to Brookfield.

3. Selling out Canada's security to China.

4. Bringing in 750,000 immigrants when over 1.5M Canadians can't find work.

5. Sending billions to Ukraine and other far-off countries when Canada is trillions in debt.

6. Keeping Melanie Joly in cabinet.

If you would like more examples of betrayal, just put your elbows up.

[JamesTor @JamesTor9]

@WeAreCanProud what does Western Union know that he doesn't?

[JamesTor @JamesTor9]

@ezralevant he's already moved on to drones and AI

Carney to Cdns: "You can always learn to code"

[JamesTor @JamesTor9]

@RMC19861987 "Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...
Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."