wol

Best milkshake maker in town

[eq @404flipped]

Top 5 things imma do when rich:

1. Switch up on day 1s
2. Let the money change me
3. Cut off all my family
4. Marry a gold digger
5. Forget where I came from

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I have announced the following tariffs:

Wife: 50%
Kid 1: 30%
Kid 2: 25%
Mother-in-law: 100%
Dog: 0%

[Caitlin Flanagan @CaitlinPacific]

@jrnpdx Oh, I didn't want a productive conversation. Sorry off I implied that.

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

Me as soon as I make enough money to go from the 10% tax bracket to the 12% tax bracket

[Laura Gates @lgatesphoto]

Disgusting, men shouldn't be playing football 😡 get back in the kitchen

[Peter @peter]

adulthood is saying “after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

[Ring Magazine @ringmagazine]

Adrien Broner posting a message exchange on Instagram today after being asked for $2,000…

[wol @James_Weller]

@RAC_Care @Connolly55 Hi Alex, RAC here. Please DM us the card details that you paid with so we can confirm your identity. Please include expiry date and last 3 on the back and we will get this issue resolved. Thanks

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

@hirenp92 @veritasvenator7 Whatever it is or whatever it’s doing I guarantee it’s not defying the laws of physics.

[Jelz Fitness @JelzFitness]

@NoContextHumans 🐜🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[rockstars @rockstarspod]

What is an ACTUAL no skip album?

We’ll start

[wol @James_Weller]

@MrBeast

[m @matheryooooooo]

hi @uefa I was next to the West Ham fan that threw a coin a Biraghi's head, his name is James Corden