James Abbott

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[James Abbott @James_abbott1]

Thank god for find my iPhone.

[James Abbott @James_abbott1]

@unusual_whales Do people really think this is bad? It’s how you take your company to the next level

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@pulte https://t.co/u3LyD4vYq0

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Cart boys at supermarkets should only get payed for each cart they bring in

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@pulte $UnicycleGod would really help with the bills I have to pay today!

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People take an RV to a grass parking lot and say they’re camping

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RIP Trevor Moore. You will be missed.

[James Abbott @James_abbott1]

Yeah being shot sucks but you ever use too much horseradish?

[James Abbott @James_abbott1]

I just wanna know why she was so mad

[James Abbott @James_abbott1]

Statistics show swerving in Michigan is mostly caused by roadkill, potholes, and being drunk off your ass

[James Abbott @James_abbott1]

Anyone else just skip ahead in a show because they can’t take the anticipation???

[James Abbott @James_abbott1]

Day 7,003: I forgot the names of my favorite dinosaurs

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Homie sent his girl in like a villain releasing the hounds 💀💀 https://t.co/63k2wAZLFL

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The people on this earth will never fail to amaze me with theor creativity and resourcefulness... thought I’d just fix Kevin’s tweet

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Anyone else just get angry at themselves for staying up late?

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