James Cann

Soldier of the night

[James Cann @JamesofCann]

@DRIVETRIBE Piddly Squits

[Jimbo Alimbo @JimboAlimbo]

Vicky, are schools safe? Yeah, but no, but... #lockdown #COVID19 #COVIDIOTS

[James Cann @JamesofCann]

@tvp_mk Why no description of the man? He can change his clothes and get a different bike...

[PALMS Parents at Long Meadow School @PALMSLongMeadow]

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[James Cann @JamesofCann]

@SadiqKhan You pushed your brothers off a bridge?

[James Cann @JamesofCann]

@GiantGnomes @Find_The_River @HillF1 @therealdcf1 Let’s

[Dr Rosena @DrRosena]

The Govt:
We expect people to obey the law.

Also the Govt:
We are breaking international law.

Cummings:
I’m above the law.

[James Cann @JamesofCann]

Good luck to all the teachers for tomorrow. I imagine you're all a bit nervous. I was an excuse for a teacher up until a few weeks ago, but there were only 2 kids in the class and they were delightful. Frankly, I am going to miss them. #goodluck #schoolsreopening

[James Cann @JamesofCann]

@VictimOfMaths @ONS Thank you for doing these graphs

[Colin Angus @VictimOfMaths]

This graph illustrates the madness of the current local lockdown restrictions across the UK.

Bolton, where restrictions were lifted this morning (against the wishes of the council) has the highest rate of new cases in the past week of anywhere in the UK.

[James Cann @JamesofCann]

1 metre social distancing is very social but not really distancing. My lock-down belly will take up half that, so a meeting with another lock-down-lardy would result in a breach. So to speak.

[James Cann @JamesofCann]

@Zubhaque @afuahirsch This is true for some. But not everyone thinks this way.

[James Cann @JamesofCann]

@Zubhaque I dread to think how many young black people will go on to infect old black people after this weekend!

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

This wins https://t.co/robC9c7Uof

[James Cann @JamesofCann]

@jimmyfallon Pretty sure Chris Rock is a "black man". He mentioned it once.

[James Cann @JamesofCann]

Ah! So Dominic Cummings couldn't get an Ocado slot! Understood

[James Cann @JamesofCann]

Are e-scooters legal now?

[James Cann @JamesofCann]

Psssst. Grant Shapps. Wrong speech? Remember the virus?

[James Cann @JamesofCann]

I don't think Dame Angela McLean will be on TV for a while.

[Calum Aitken @VodkaLoyal1]

Laugh like you have just smoked a 5 skinner tae yerself , aw tae be 3 again 0 fucks given 😂😂