James Cook

🌭🍕🍺 & 6'7 in Heelys

[Andrey Raychtock @_andreyray]

todo mundo sabe que a forma certa de ver filme do nolan é esperar 1 ano e ver no avião

[William Gerrard @Bill_Gerrard]

Except for lifting this is my 19-month old daughter’s schedule

[James Cook @Jamespcook]

https://t.co/tTRFawiNLU

[Jamil Jivani @jamiljivani]

Floor-crossers expose the Liberal Party's real agenda.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

athlete: so if triathlon is running, biking and swimming, that must mean biathlon is running and biking?

coach: [taking out skis and a gun] haha yeah you’d think so

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

Explain how!

[I Love Christmas. @Paynuspain]

I don’t even recognize my own country anymore. Send them all back.

[British Embassy Washington @UKinUSA]

🇺🇸 Enjoy your big day!

Honestly...

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[James Cook @Jamespcook]

@Julia_Sisler 🧹

[James Cook @Jamespcook]

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[James Cook @Jamespcook]

I'll cheers to that 🍻

[CTV Edmonton @ctvedmonton]

UPDATED: Alberta cabinet minister resigns amid allegations of drinking on the job https://t.co/v2sGNwps2Q

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

when I say I want improved public transportation, this is what I have in mind

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

We should at least send Randy Newman to write some adorable music.

[Karen Howell @karenehowell]

Very cool to include the Cheesecake Factory menu in this special ceremony.

[James Cook @Jamespcook]

@ChrisDca "No Spices"

[James Cook @Jamespcook]

@DPernitsky

[James Cook @Jamespcook]

@chrisdilullo You're stakeholder engagement is on point. And as long as it's not one of those eat-more bars anything is great

[James Cook @Jamespcook]

@chrisdilullo Great, see you then!

[James Cook @Jamespcook]

@chrisdilullo What's the age limit to get a full size chocolate bar?

[James Cook @Jamespcook]

@ShawnNason @dbmhunter Do all residents get a photo when they meet with you? Weird this is what you want to bring attention to.