"Things can't possibly get any worse or weirder."
Immediately reads that Pokémon Go was used to develop 3D spatial maps for use with lethal military drones.
From the black box:
WARNING: KICKING A BOY IN THE BREADBASKET IN FRONT OF A CROWD VIOLATES THE FIRST LAW OF ROBOTICS.
>> INITIATING COMEDY OVERRIDE <<
I've seen a lot of dishwater Dems wringing their hands over someone being mean and using the eff word against Stephen Miller of all people on Earth. Personally I'm sick of the "When they go low, we go high" bullshit. More of this energy please.
PICARD: Data, shields up
DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy.
[camera shakes]
WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS
DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't
A few years back an insecure douche with a red hat tried to dox and insult me, calling me a "nihilistic commie shitstain." Sad that I hadn't come up with that phrase myself, I immediately put it on a t-shirt. It's my favorite imaginary punk band.