Jamie Chambers

Award-winning TTRPG designer, professional writer, apprentice podcaster, amateur husband & Dad.

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"Things can't possibly get any worse or weirder."

Immediately reads that Pokémon Go was used to develop 3D spatial maps for use with lethal military drones.

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@elonmusk

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@YoDanno When I met my wife I found out she already had multiple dragon tattoos ...

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I'm so glad we got rid of our sleepy octogenarian president!

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Remains pathetic that the owner of this platform juices the algorithm to make sure everyone has to see his tired jokes and weak memes.

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From the black box:

WARNING: KICKING A BOY IN THE BREADBASKET IN FRONT OF A CROWD VIOLATES THE FIRST LAW OF ROBOTICS.

>> INITIATING COMEDY OVERRIDE <<

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@elonmusk Hey it's that guy you said was in the Epstein files, before we learned you are also in the Epstein files.

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This very cool and manly pastor has some things to say about the devil's lettuce.

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Read more: https://t.co/MOIPTorr4G

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So the federal Animal and Plant Inspection Service is infested with bed bugs.

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Read all about it: https://t.co/xXhFwTSf3c

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WARNING: BONER BEARS CHOCOLATE SYRUP IS BEING RECALLED FOR HAVING DRUGS THAT WORK EXACTLY AS DESCRIBED.

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@BrainClouds The bar is so low I have to go down to the basement and dig for it.

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Who wants to hear music when you can hear Trump ramble and shit his pants on a live mic for a few hours? 🇺🇸

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@CynicalPublius Yeah things are really going great right now.

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Hats off to the author of this headline.

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I've seen a lot of dishwater Dems wringing their hands over someone being mean and using the eff word against Stephen Miller of all people on Earth. Personally I'm sick of the "When they go low, we go high" bullshit. More of this energy please.

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If OpenAI built Commander Data

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

PICARD: Data, shields up

DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy.

[camera shakes]

WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS

DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't

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A few years back an insecure douche with a red hat tried to dox and insult me, calling me a "nihilistic commie shitstain." Sad that I hadn't come up with that phrase myself, I immediately put it on a t-shirt. It's my favorite imaginary punk band.