Jamie Allen

Data Engineer, Home Brewer, drinker of coffee and ales, self confessed coffee snob.

[Jamie Allen @JamieAl40574824]

“Old George Orwell got it backward. Big Brother isn’t watching. He’s singing and dancing. ... Big Brother’s busy holding your attention every moment you’re awake. He’s making sure you’re always distracted."
— Chuck Palahniuk

via https://t.co/5icQCx19Kw from @tferriss

[Jamie Allen @JamieAl40574824]

Nice image from my meteor camera a couple of nights ago. Quite amazing to see how many are actually there when you take the time to record them #globalmeteornetwork

[Jamie Allen @JamieAl40574824]

@RocketLab Love to see them try and outrun it!

[Jamie Allen @JamieAl40574824]

@RocketLab Someone didn't read the NOTAM?!?!?!

[Jamie Allen @JamieAl40574824]

@Blizzard_ANZ @WacomANZ @zzoeallen Something different

[Jamie Allen @JamieAl40574824]

@chile_bob A scramble of cryptographers

[International Space Station @Space_Station]

"In the spacesuit, you're looking down and seeing the Earth from above, from the outside with your own human eyes. It changes you as a person." In the latest episode of Down to Earth, @Astro_Jessica recalls her time living and working aboard the station. #SpaceStation20th

[Jamie Allen @JamieAl40574824]

@tayla__ka Why? It was so mooving I just had to share!

[Jamie Allen @JamieAl40574824]

@QldPolice Hopefully it steer-ed away from trouble!

[Queensland Police @QldPolice]

Have you herd the one about the cow that walked into the Doomadgee Police Station? It sounds udderly ridiculous 🐮

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Standing down from launch today due to unfavorable weather in the flight path. Our next launch opportunity is Saturday, May 30 at 3:22 p.m. EDT, or 19:22 UTC

[Jamie Allen @JamieAl40574824]

Hmm. You’re grounded until you learn the difference between your, you’re and yaw! 😂

[Zoe Allen @zzoeallen]

You Burnt You’re BrEd @JamieAl40574824

[Jamie Allen @JamieAl40574824]

OMG. I’ve bought this child up and she can’t even spell coffee!

[ᴛᴀʏʟᴀ @tayla__ka]

look at this "self confessed coffe snob": @JamieAl40574824 who calls himself my father,, go back to making beer :)

[ᴛᴀʏʟᴀ @tayla__ka]

look at this "self confessed coffe snob": @JamieAl40574824 who calls himself my father,, go back to making beer :)

[Jamie Allen @JamieAl40574824]

@thomas_jung Cheers - thanks. I was looking for the System Versioned Tables demo in WebIDE particularly around hdbcds files as we were looking at it a week or two ago.

[Jamie Allen @JamieAl40574824]

Have you paid your GitHub bill @thomas_jung? It all seems to have disappeared?