I have been thrown out of Parliament for saying what we all know:
Boris Johnson has lied to the House of Commons and the country over and over again.
But Iโve got news for the Tories, I will never stop speaking truth to power!
However a statue of the pair will be erected at Stanley Park in honour of their fantastic commitment to each other by trying to ensure they both get a shag.
CLUB STATEMENT: After a lengthy conversation between England manager @GarethSouthgate and HPFC manager @connor7163 , regarding the Covid-19 distancing breach by @PhilFoden and Mason Greenwood, HPFC can now confirm that the two players involved will not be selected for us again
Harry Maguire,
He drinks the vodka,
He drinks the Jรคger,
His heads fucking massiveeeeeee.
Best fans in the world bar none.
#EnglandAway ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
"Pressure's for tyres" ๐๐๐ - @alanshearer ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ. Well done @NUFC ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ Gave you no chance before for the game ๐
If you watch anything today then make sure it's this short interview with Tyson Fury ๐
30 seconds straight down the camera, straight from the heart of @Tyson_Fury... โฅ๏ธ